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Morthoron · 12-21-2008, 08:27 PM

EDITORIAL REPLY

Dear Editor:

This week's edition of your newspaper was much abbreviated. I appreciate the shortened version. I request you make further reductions in your future editions. With any luck, you may soon disappear altogether.

One small cut for the 'Downer; one giant relief for mankind.

Tersely yours,
Curt Frankenbluff
Chief Redactor
Blunt & Brusque Briefs, Ltd.

12-21-2008, 08:27 PM	#11
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	EDITORIAL REPLY Dear Editor: This week's edition of your newspaper was much abbreviated. I appreciate the shortened version. I request you make further reductions in your future editions. With any luck, you may soon disappear altogether. One small cut for the 'Downer; one giant relief for mankind. Tersely yours, Curt Frankenbluff Chief Redactor Blunt & Brusque Briefs, Ltd. __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. Last edited by Morthoron; 12-23-2008 at 08:29 AM.

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