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|  03-04-2009, 09:12 AM | #5801 | 
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			Fortunately Bilbo donated cases of Old Winyard to the cause. 
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|  03-04-2009, 02:40 PM | #5802 | 
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			Unfortunately it all burnt on the way.
		 
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|  03-04-2009, 03:38 PM | #5803 | 
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			Fortunately Strider provided Bilbo with medicinal leaves that countered the damage to the burnt wine. 
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|  03-04-2009, 04:09 PM | #5804 | 
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			Unfortunately all the alcohol in the wine had already evaporated.
		 
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|  03-05-2009, 04:14 PM | #5805 | 
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			Fortunately, the smell was still there.
		 
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|  03-05-2009, 04:48 PM | #5806 | 
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			Unfortunately, they could not drink the smell.
		 
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|  03-06-2009, 07:40 PM | #5807 | 
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			Fortunately, they could smell the drinks (that were being shipped from Carn Dum)
		 
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|  03-07-2009, 02:57 PM | #5808 | 
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			Unfortunately the Witch King put in prohibition in Angmar to keep his orcs sober. 
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|  03-08-2009, 07:49 AM | #5809 | 
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			Fortunately the Barrow-Wights came to sort out all the problems!
		 
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|  03-08-2009, 08:29 AM | #5810 | 
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			Unfortunately Barrow-Wights are notoriously sloppy drunks (especially the Wine of Dorwinion). 
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|  03-08-2009, 01:52 PM | #5811 | 
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			Fortunately, the Barrow-Wights were not drunk at the time.
		 
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|  03-08-2009, 02:25 PM | #5812 | 
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			Unfortunately, they were at that particular moment.
		 
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|  03-09-2009, 01:03 PM | #5813 | 
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			Fortunately, at the time of the moment that the last post was written wine fell from the sky like rain and grew little wine trees!
		 
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|  03-09-2009, 01:44 PM | #5814 | 
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			Unfortuantely their fruits were poisonous
		 
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|  03-10-2009, 12:25 PM | #5815 | 
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			Fortunately, they were all immune.
		 
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|  03-10-2009, 05:16 PM | #5816 | 
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			Unfortunately, the giraffes weren't.
		 
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|  03-11-2009, 08:19 PM | #5817 | 
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			Fortunately, the giraffes werent there to give a care. (Yay, rhymes)
		 
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|  03-12-2009, 03:16 PM | #5818 | 
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			Unfortunately, many horses were.
		 
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|  03-12-2009, 04:58 PM | #5819 | 
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			Fortunately, horses and giraffes are not the same.
		 
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|  03-12-2009, 05:11 PM | #5820 | 
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			Unfortunately, this didn't stop them being there.
		 
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|  03-12-2009, 06:03 PM | #5821 | 
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			Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over all of them. 
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|  03-13-2009, 04:06 PM | #5822 | 
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			Unfortunately they were still alive
		 
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|  03-13-2009, 04:17 PM | #5823 | 
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			Fortunately the horses and giraffes were all scared by lions and tigers and bears (oh my!)and ran off to South Harad (a disputed land). 
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|  03-13-2009, 04:21 PM | #5824 | 
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			Unfortunately it was very dry in South Harad
		 
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|  03-13-2009, 04:51 PM | #5825 | 
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			Fortunately, Ulmo was sick on the land. And when he's sick, it's like a monsoon.
		 
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|  03-13-2009, 05:49 PM | #5826 | 
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			Unfortunately, Ulmo's monsoon-sick only occured in the North and didn't reach South Harad.
		 
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|  03-15-2009, 02:27 AM | #5827 | 
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			Fortunately, Ulmo could get sick again.
		 
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|  03-15-2009, 04:12 PM | #5828 | 
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			Unfortunately, he didn't want to get sick again.
		 
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|  03-15-2009, 08:29 PM | #5829 | 
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			Fortunately a nice cup of athelas tea put everything right. 
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|  03-16-2009, 01:20 PM | #5830 | 
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			Unfortunately, the cup exploded afterwards.
		 
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|  03-26-2009, 09:33 PM | #5831 | 
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			Fortunately Trader Sharkey "Come on down to Orthanc, our prices are INSANE!" was happy to provide high quality tea cups at a reasonable price with absolutely no (mwaaaaah) strings attached. 
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|  03-30-2009, 06:26 PM | #5832 | 
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			Unfortunately, these were magic tea cups that poison the drinker.
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|  03-30-2009, 06:38 PM | #5833 | 
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			Fortunately the drinker had spent years building up an immunity to iocane powder and so was unaffected by the poison. 
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|  03-30-2009, 10:16 PM | #5834 | 
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			Unfortunately the poison in the porcelain caused the drinker's hands to be burned.
		 
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|  03-31-2009, 02:34 PM | #5835 | 
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			Fortunately it was not porcelain at all, but stoneware.
		 
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|  04-02-2009, 05:16 PM | #5836 | 
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			Unfortunately, the stone they were made out of was chalk.
		 
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|  04-02-2009, 05:19 PM | #5837 | 
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			Fortunately this was dwarven chalk, their hardest mineral besides mithril
		 
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|  04-03-2009, 12:22 AM | #5838 | 
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			Unfortunately, the drinkers of the tea didn't know this.
		 
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|  04-03-2009, 01:39 AM | #5839 | 
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			Fortunately, Trader Sharkey did.
		 
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|  04-03-2009, 07:21 AM | #5840 | 
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			Unfortunately Trader Sharkey decided to outsource his supply of chalk stoneware to Southron artisans, thereby driving the thriving Hobbit stoneware industry into deep recession. 
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