Middle-earth Misdemeanors - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Nerwen · 08-13-2009, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Boromir88

Nerwen's got me thinking more about Gandalf again. For it was Gandalf who was responsible for destroying the Balrog...certainly a rare and endangered species.

*sigh* I'd like to see this as an isolated incident. But when you throw in:

*Bard killing Smaug (how many dragons were left in Middle-earth by then?)

*The massacre of helpless Wargs by the Fellowship

*Eowyn brutally decapitating one of the near-extinct fell beasts

*The mumakil being shot down at the Pelennor Fields (no doubt their ivory was sold on the black market)

–the conclusion is inescapable: many of these so-called "heroes" should be charged with crimes against nature!

mormegil · 08-13-2009, 05:45 AM

The army of Saruman should be charged with arson as the approached Helm's Deep.

Morsul the Dark · 08-13-2009, 10:30 AM

well if Gandalf is a criminal,

Elrond-Harboring a known fugitive.
Bilbo theft in Thandruil's palace

mormegil · 08-13-2009, 10:51 AM

Bilbo could also be accused of being a peeping tom to Smaug amongst others.

Hakon · 08-13-2009, 10:55 AM

Frodo and Sam can be charged with trespassing. Sauron did not invite them into Mordor.

Oddwen · 08-13-2009, 11:44 AM

Saruman Many Colored was certainly guilty of felling trees without a permit. On another's property, no less.

Also, he and one Grima Wormtongue were guilty of squatting in Bag End.

Saruman's distant cousin Gandalf is certainly a worse miscreant, with such charges as defacing protected land, spying and trespassing on the Necromancer, leading tours of condemned properties, destruction of property, blackmail, smuggling, public lewdness, arson, drug dealing and evading authorities on a speeding eagle.

And don't forget Sam, Merry, Pippin and Fatty Bolger - for conspiracy!

Morsul the Dark · 08-13-2009, 11:49 AM

gollum- stalking
Gimli- desecration of a tomb, he stood on balin's grave.
Legolas- not sure what the crime would be labelled allowing a fugitive roam free, letting Gollum out

08-13-2009, 05:45 AM	#2
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	The army of Saruman should be charged with arson as the approached Helm's Deep. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-13-2009, 10:30 AM	#3
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	well if Gandalf is a criminal, Elrond-Harboring a known fugitive. Bilbo theft in Thandruil's palace __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-13-2009, 10:51 AM	#4
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Bilbo could also be accused of being a peeping tom to Smaug amongst others. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-13-2009, 10:55 AM	#5
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Frodo and Sam can be charged with trespassing. Sauron did not invite them into Mordor. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

08-13-2009, 11:44 AM	#6
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman Many Colored was certainly guilty of felling trees without a permit. On another's property, no less. Also, he and one Grima Wormtongue were guilty of squatting in Bag End. Saruman's distant cousin Gandalf is certainly a worse miscreant, with such charges as defacing protected land, spying and trespassing on the Necromancer, leading tours of condemned properties, destruction of property, blackmail, smuggling, public lewdness, arson, drug dealing and evading authorities on a speeding eagle. And don't forget Sam, Merry, Pippin and Fatty Bolger - for conspiracy! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-13-2009, 11:49 AM	#7
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	gollum- stalking Gimli- desecration of a tomb, he stood on balin's grave. Legolas- not sure what the crime would be labelled allowing a fugitive roam free, letting Gollum out __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

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