The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Laurinquë]

Oh the things I do get up to when I forget to pay my sanity bill! If it were not for your reporting Hookbill I would never know what I did half the time.

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

Oh, and the reason that Lauri was doing that is because she actually did ingest that mushroom! She was high, I tell you, high!

Lies! All lies! I did that afterward. And I did not eat the whole thing either, just a significant part of it. You of all people should remember that TGEW, as you consumed the rest of it.

Page Cheese

What kind of cheese would that be? Make it coastal cheddar and I will buy every copy printed.

[Eönwë]

Originally Posted by Laurinquë

What kind of cheese would that be? Make it coastal cheddar and I will buy every copy printed.

[small print] Cheese may not actually be included.[/small print]


or maybe it's just named Cheese? (I know of a certain alien who was named Beef once upon a time)

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Eönwë

(I know of a certain alien who was named Beef once upon a time)

But evidently, he's not an actual alien.