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|  10-18-2009, 10:10 PM | #2121 | 
| Ghost Prince of Cardolan |  Random Titles on fire 
			
			Speaking of Fire, I would love to read the page on fire...as long as someone else was holding it.    
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|  10-19-2009, 07:17 AM | #2122 | ||
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|  10-19-2009, 05:41 PM | #2123 | |
| Ghost Prince of Cardolan |  Nice slacks, mysterious man... 
			
			Well, with trousers like the man's in the article, you better make exceptions... Those trousers have earned a spot in their own wardrobe. Quote: 
  Just don't light the poor server on fire too. We seriously don't taste as well as Gordon Ramsay would have you think. ~I prefer Marco White in a Flambé Ka 
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|  10-19-2009, 09:18 PM | #2124 | |
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  Only if the server were my little brother, then I would have to light him on fire (he is throwing things on the keyboard right now). I wasn't aware that Gordon Ramsay thought that servers taste good. He's kind of annoying anyway. I'll just have him light on fire. 
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|  10-22-2009, 01:49 AM | #2125 | 
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			After telling the story, Collins finds out that Peter hasn't been listening...  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Come back on Monday to see how the Soap Pope reacts to Formy's lack of a church. 
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|  10-22-2009, 05:25 AM | #2126 | |
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  Or Peter Hampton and Miss Collins? Definitely. (I love Metris blocks getting in Stack-Man's way, though  Lovely!!!!!) 
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|  10-22-2009, 06:02 AM | #2127 | 
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			Killed his mother??   Hope it goes back to explain that!!! More flashbacks!!! 
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|  10-22-2009, 02:38 PM | #2128 | |
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|  10-22-2009, 03:00 PM | #2129 | |
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 I did notice, however, that a lot of Phantom's history and reasons for being how he is is explained while NOTHING is explained about Alien. This is probably for the best. We don't want to encourage anyone now, do we?   
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|  10-22-2009, 07:50 PM | #2130 | |
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|  10-23-2009, 01:08 AM | #2131 | 
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			No doubt Miss Collins just let her drown in all of that Notes juice that seems to be filling up the place! That stuff is probably responsible for the deaths of hundreds of former employees.
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|  10-25-2009, 06:04 PM | #2132 | 
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			The Downer, always reporting the facts straight to your face. Are they true facts? You decide!  Now Alien and Formy face some Soapy wrath!  Oh dear! You have to expect that sort of thing if you hand around Alien for too long. Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the... It's all about to reach a pivotal point in the story. Things are heading towards the firs big climax of this series and there will be more to come. So... Keep on the look out for more Phailian! 
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|  10-25-2009, 10:47 PM | #2133 | 
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			There goes the Old Woman of the Sea look! What look could be next in the exclusive Alien fashion line I wonder?   And Squatter's been bin stealing? Really! Young criminals these days, they have no shame! But this does explain the disappearance of the rubbish bin at work today, I was beginning to think Alien had tried to add it to his personal collection again - it's a very valuable specimen after all. So as you can see, your newspaper (aside from being 100% TRUTH!) is an irreplaceable part of the Barrow-Downs. Where would we be without it? Probably ignorant about the virtues of the great and holy rubbish bin and definitely very bored. Just thought I'd thank you for all your industrious reporting, we love it!   | 
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|  10-25-2009, 11:21 PM | #2134 | 
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			I love how the Soap Pope bleeds pink...and bubbly.     
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|  10-26-2009, 02:35 AM | #2135 | 
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|  10-26-2009, 11:54 PM | #2136 | 
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			Wow. Being quoted by a spammer, that must mean that it was either a really bad post, or I am a really bad poster. Or both!   
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|  10-27-2009, 05:08 PM | #2137 | 
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			Knives and forks will never replace pie fights.
		 
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|  10-27-2009, 05:40 PM | #2138 | 
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			Flinging pies into someone else's face really is the only way for a gentleman to eat them. It's right there in the big book of etiquette.  You also have to roll around in custard afterwards. It's polite. By the way, P&A fans, the Soap Pope's name is actually going to be revealed in an upcoming episode. Even though he's dead... Yes... 
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|  10-27-2009, 05:56 PM | #2139 | |
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|  10-29-2009, 07:09 PM | #2140 | 
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			Meep! I completely forgot to upload today / yesterday's Phantom and Alien! And how could I, considering it contains a cameo from everyone's favourite Karl Marx look-a-like, Rune...  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the... On Monday Peter takes things a little too far with Miss Collins. This can only mean trouble of a very odd sort, as is often the case in the world of Phalian... 
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|  10-30-2009, 02:27 PM | #2141 | 
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			John Fillis looks so healthy.   
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|  11-01-2009, 06:06 PM | #2142 | 
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			News gives us all a good feeling. Doesn't it? No? Oh well...  Peter is tired of listening to Colins...  Oh dear! Where will this lead? The swamp, probably... Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING It's all getting out of hand! Come back on Thursday to find out the Soap Pope's name when we visit... THE BATHICAN! 
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|  11-01-2009, 06:58 PM | #2143 | 
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			PANIC, PANIC, PANIC, PANIC!!!!  Okay, I'm done with that now. 
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|  11-02-2009, 09:28 AM | #2144 | |
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|  11-02-2009, 03:05 PM | #2146 | |
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 Thank you, Saucepan Man. I hope you're happy.   
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|  11-02-2009, 03:43 PM | #2147 | 
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			I like that the caption under the photo is the same as last week, it just shows how diverse a person Squatter is.
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|  11-02-2009, 04:20 PM | #2148 | |
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|  11-02-2009, 05:48 PM | #2149 | 
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			So that's what it looks like to stare into into nothingness... Oh, I thought you left it there for good effect. In context, it's actually one of the funniest things (well, one of many). 
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|  11-04-2009, 06:00 PM | #2150 | 
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			To make up for last Thursday's late, late appearecne, I'm posting this as close to ON TIME as I can.  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the... Now, you Finish Downers might have a vested interest in the next episode. A special appearance from a familiar Downer will be making a SHOCK cameo. Will he / she be annoyed by Pete? Will he have him / her thrown out of a window? Well, he is that kind of guy.   
				__________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 11-04-2009 at 06:04 PM. | 
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|  11-04-2009, 06:53 PM | #2151 | 
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			Cardinal Mardinal was so mean, he finally got what was coming to him.  Davem. So he died first? 
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|  11-05-2009, 08:57 AM | #2152 | |
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  Do you think Formy will make a good Pope? I think he would!  Although, I'm not sure if he'll appreciate having soap running down his face... But you never know, he might be into that... 
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|  11-05-2009, 09:00 AM | #2153 | 
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			Oh Hooky, this was wonderful, really made my day.   Just didn't realise the Soap Pope was supposed to be Davem, must have missed that... 
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|  11-05-2009, 09:32 AM | #2154 | |
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|  11-05-2009, 09:56 AM | #2155 | |
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 Haha. But pretty cool anyway! 
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|  11-05-2009, 07:18 PM | #2156 | |
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  And Formy would make a fantastic Pope! With the soap, of course. Oh, I forgot to mention earlier, loved the Bathican! 
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|  11-05-2009, 07:32 PM | #2157 | |
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 Erm, I mean... Even if we're merely discussing comic alter egos, I feel entirely inadequate to succeed the great Davem, and honoured to considered for the position. We need a soapy smiley. A soapey.   
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|  11-08-2009, 06:13 PM | #2158 | 
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			Getting tired of not knowing what's going on? Well, we at the Downer are too. We may fix that one day. But for now...  And now the adventure continues with a special appearance from everyone's favourite Penguin...  Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the... Formy and Alien will be back with us on Thursday, so be on the look out for them! Find out where they are heading next on their adventures! It could be somewhere nice... But it probably isn't.   
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|  11-09-2009, 07:05 AM | #2159 | 
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			Haha, love how much that actually looks like Lommy.
		 
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|  11-09-2009, 12:48 PM | #2160 | 
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			It indeed does   I assumed it was her when I saw the Guard on the "promo-pic" (but then I think more people did). 
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