The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Laurinquë]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

Well, this thread appears to be dying. I wonder if I'll get to the end of P&A 3 before the mods / the man finally closes me down?

It's not dying! Not yet. Wait, isn't everything here dead anyway?

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

Barnacles.

Fear them! But really, I think you're going to have to work a bit harder to convert me to your barnacle-fearing ways. They still haven't reached the threshold we agreed upon of 600 million 'fatalities'. Their filter-feeding action is just not frightening enough, even if what they're filtering is you. I escaped by the way, one of their pulleys broke and I agreed to fix it in exchange for my freedom. But all in all, amazing article. You too Hookbill, I liked the wig. I want it for a pet.

Originally Posted by Hookbill

Come on people! I want to hear more wild speculation about Phalian!
Will Peter kill his father? What will Alien do with the Bus company? How will John Fillis get better? Wait, okay, that last one doesn't count...

John Fillis IS going to get better! He will become even more monstrous!

I guess I shouldn't have read The Phantom Bus Driver. Is P&A going to continue to follow that story line? I sort of hope not, I don't want P&A to and so soon. But I must admit The Phantom Bus Driver was great. Go Gertrude!

Originally Posted by Lottie

3. How will John Filis get better?
He won't; he'll just mutate into a giant talking carrot. Which I suppose is better...

Yes!