Paper Telephone.

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To synopsize what has come before, according to The Might,
Thinlómien becomes leader of the EU and wages war on Sweden which has been declared to be Mordor.

What followed was quite predicable, really. THE Ka did an interpretive dance... and by "dance" I meaning "picture":


Not everyone interpreted it aright, however. Wilwa had had too much Slovenian to drink, and ended up saying this:
When Norway asks what *you* would send to Mordor and receives the response of "penguin" from Sweden, not even ABBA can protect them from the wrath of President Lommy and her Penguin Army of Awesomeness.

Naturally, dancing spawn could not such an egregious mistake remain uncorrected and issued what has been the definitive word on the subject (1000 wordsworth, actually):


Oddwen agreed completely, and was compelled to chime in:
Orthodox penguins are leaving the Bathican in droves after the church elders permit Vikings into the fold. Their shadowy prophet decries the eudyptulaeian lack of faith from the very top of the holy spire.

Laurinquë misunderstood, however, and was most distressed, and had to express her displeasure:


As A Little Green said when she saw it:
The penguins desert their bath-house in search of better fish as Vikings invade it for soap.

To be continued... (please do not post on this thread just yet... soon)