Paper Telephone.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I think Brin must be on holiday. So I've shifted things around.

[Laurinquë]

You might have noticed that I PMed my sentence to you, Hookbill. You can stop holding me accountable for stopping the game now.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Laurinquë

You might have noticed that I PMed my sentence to you, Hookbill. You can stop holding me accountable for stopping the game now.

Stop pointing out my mistakes!

[Thinlómien]

*bumps the thread to notify stalkers that we still need the mystery guest to draw a picture*

[Hookbill the Goomba]

So it began with an old legend that has haunted mankind for centuries. Written upon a stone tablet found in the Antarctic we had this…

Originally Posted by Gandalf’s Beard

"When Tolkien and C.S Lewis had an arm-wrestle grudge match, it was only a matter of time before the 'Owl Trauma' was brought up."

Pitchwife took the words to heart and studied them until late into the night. In the morning, drawn on the side of the British museum was this…

Originally Posted by Pitchwife

When the news hit, Wilwarin wasted no time in contacting some top scientists about this revelation. She told them all…

Originally Posted by Wilwarin

Freud conducts a groundbreaking experiment, at midnight, to determine whether owls can accurately referee arm wrestling matches.

Our old friend Aganzir, a PHD in magical historical studies, was struck dumb by this news. All she could do was show us this, which was tattooed on her cat…

Originally Posted by Aganzir

It was up to satansaloser2005 to decipher the scrabbling. She presented her findings to a scientific journal under the title…

Originally Posted by satansaloser2005

The Who watch on as sumo wrestlers try a little something new, and Freud has nothing to say for once on the subject.

It was then that Thinlomine, a specialist at the University of Barrowshire, realised that this was very similar to an old painting she’d done as a baby. She therefore sold it to the highest bidder. It looks like this…

Originally Posted by Thinlomine

Inspired by this, Legate took to the streets to proclaim the news. This is what he was heard shouting…

Originally Posted by Legate

Whereas Rikae and Mac enjoyed the family show "If Easterlings like war, let them have it", Gandalf wasn't sure if that was such a brilliant idea.

To be continued....

[Hookbill the Goomba]

But ace reporter Loslote gave us the big scoop. She took a photo of the scene which looked like this…

Originally Posted by Loslote

When Oddwen saw it over her morning coffee, she almost choked. Indeed, so outraged was she that the only thing she could do was contact her local MP to complain like this…

Originally Posted by Oddwen

Gandalf threatens to break Faramir and Eowyn's new expensive flatscreentir, while their banana-dressed child has leapt to its doom off the back of the couch.

The MP in question, Eonwe, decided a press conference was in order. All the official documents were sealed with his own drawing. This one, to be exact…

Originally Posted by Eonwe

It was The Might complained about this and wrote a note to his local newspaper, saying…

Originally Posted by The Might

Gandalf is powerless as more and more signs of the apocalypse appear in Middle-earth.

Selling papers in the rush hour traffic, Brinniel came across this statement and decided to hire a child to do some graffiti. This is what she told the brat to draw…

Originally Posted by Brinniel

An enraged Nogrod took issue with this and called up a spirit from the darkness. He used this incantation to do it…

Originally Posted by Nogrod

Gandalf enters Resident Evil forest armed with snowballs and is totally flabbergasted.

To be continued...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The spirit was named Urwen the dreadfully evil. But it manifested as this strange image in the crystal ball…

Originally Posted by Urwen

But because this was illegal, TheGreatElvenWarrior arrived on the scene to arrest them both. She told them…

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

The butter man yelps for help whilst attempting to crawl out of a snow mound.

With that in mind it was up to Laurinquë to sort the mess out at the police station. During the interrogations, she doodled on the prisoners’ faces…

Originally Posted by Laurinquë

Which caused inmate Beregond to file a complaint to the prison guards. He said;

Originally Posted by Beregond

Butterman is eaten by a snow monster during a truly picturesque sunset.

This was to the surprise of the guard, A Little Green, who proceeded to leap from the tallest tower of the prison, leaving a mark on the ground that looked like this…

Originally Posted by A Little Green

When the doctors showed up they were very distraught. One in particular, Isabellkya, told the surgeons that…

Originally Posted by Isabellkya

As the Creeper Sun set behind the hills it spied Reptile Zombie, who was watching the Abominable Worrr Crier munching on a rather resistant Butter Stick.

To be continued...