WW XC: Lord of the Rings 2: The Quest For More Money

[Eönwë]

Originally Posted by Bom Tombadillo

. . . You know I was actually happy to be in this movie? But now I've half a mind to go postal on the lot of you! Killers and innocents alike, all dead . . . except for me of course. *sits a moment in utter glee*

Hey, what sort of Tom Bombadil are you? You're meant to be friendly, kind and save us from danger just by singing. Are you sure you're the right character?


edit: x-ed wi' Eomer. I've been Scotsed.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Originally Posted by Eönwë

edit: x-ed wi' Eomer. I've been Scotsed.

'er's plinty mair far 'at came fae, min!

I'd best prepare fur elevenses the noo, so nae time to offer ony insight yet.

[Inziladun]

Originally Posted by Nerwen

*coughing fit* You know, I don't think this is quite the time to be critiquing another actor's, er, talents, do you?

Indeed. Such ideas ought not to be said aloud, I think. Servants of evil may be anywhere, ever ready to use information like that.

Originally Posted by Shastanis Althreduin

In other news, not liking our happy singer Bom right now. Nope, not one bit.

Because of the above mentioned words?

Originally Posted by Glirdan

When was it decided I was a medic? I'm an actor here to claim justice for Glorfindel who was shafted by that role-theiving elf Arwen >_<

I really ought to defend Arwen, for obvious reasons, but in this case it simply cannot be done.

Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim

Ower busy to say muckle richt noo. Haein second breakfast, ken?

Master Peregrin seems to have his own fashion of speech. The other hobbits don't speak in that manner.

x/d with Boro

[Boromir88]

Translations of the Scotsman:

Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim

Ower busy to say muckle richt noo. Haein second breakfast, ken?

"Too busy to participate because I'm still finishing my meal from yesternight. I think I'll have Lottie's left shoulder loin for second breakfast, is that ok then with my packmates?"

[satansaloser2005]

Good thing I was Scots-guarded. (Cue laughter.)

You'll notice that I didn't say anything in that transcript of events up there. That's because I, the tiny innocent child that I am, was horror-struck that our wonderful director was killed so viciously. I'm heartbroken, truly.

No, no, not from that angle, young man. If you lift the camera a mere few inches, you'll be able to capture this tear as it runs down my cheek. Very good, sir, carry on.

[satansaloser2005]

Originally Posted by Boromir88

Translations of the Scotsman:
"Too busy to participate because I'm still finishing my meal from yesternight. I think I'll have Lottie's left shoulder loin for second breakfast, is that ok then with my packmates?"

Do you think? If so, he's overacting (not that I would be surprised, really, as he's playing my dodgy, ridiculous cousin, and he as an actor is prone to dramatics anyway).

I'm craving some bacon on a stick. Does anyone have any? (An aside: A clever plan, truly, to capture anyone who says they have bacon on a stick. Who else but the villains would possess something so artfully crafted so early in the morning?)

No, young lady, I'm not wearing any makeup, honestly. And those rumors you heard are completely false. I don't go to the gym. I'm just naturally like this.

[Galadriel55]

*yawns* I wish Day One would start before the usual 3 hours before DL time.

So what do we have here so far?

Foley does not enjoy the situaton. She wants to act like Sam.
McCaber accuses the wolves of killing Lottie.
Shasta doesn't like Bom.
Eonwe doesn't really like Bom either.
Eruhen advises us not to be hasty with such serious maters as death. And wolves.
Boro detects fur on those demanding a pay rise.
Bom is being weird
Inziladun shares his wisdom with us.
Nerwen shares her own wisdom with us.
Glirdy denies Lottie his (questionable) medical skills.
Eomer ees baing unraiedabul, so Ah cennut saie.
Sally is distraught over Lottie's death.
Tum is too shocked to speak.
I recite my lines.

Edit: xed with Bom

[Bom Tombadillo]

Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Bom is being weird

When am I not? I rather enjoy weirdness. Nonlethal weirdness, mind you; don't get any ideas there.

Well, since it's list-making time:

I am innocent by virtue of being me.
Sally is innocent by virtue of being amusing.
G55 is innocent-ish by virtue of being interesting and better left alive to be studied. Also, by virtue of complimenting me (see above).
Eomer of the Scothirrim is innocent by virtue of being amusing.
As far as the guilty go:
Boromir88 is guilty by virtue of attacking the Scot.
Nerwen is guilty by virtue of disliking something I said.
Shasta is guilty by virtue of not liking yours truly.
Eonwe is guilty by virtue of thinking I'm in the wrong role.
Inziladun is guilty by virtue of agreeing with Nerwolf.
Lottierector is guilty by virtue of having more than three wolves.
And finally, everybody else is guilty by virtue of escaping my notice.