Paper Telephone.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Durelin

Lol, feel free to just finish it!!

I guess you're the one affected by it, so I'll take that as permission.

Let's get this train-wreck a-rollin'!


A party of drunken Hobbits thrashed their way through the Old Forest in search of sandwiches. Instead they found Tom Bombadil, naked and dancing with the Barrow Wight. The song they sang went like this…

Originally Posted by Bumpkin

Paul, the desperately lonely Mr Bliss Fanatic, was dismayed to the point of violence when Tolkein refused to write a sequel.

Taking this message back home, it was over-heard by Lommy. She almost exploded with horror and amusement. She hurried off to the nearest public toilets to paint this on the walls…

Originally Posted by Lommy

Toilet guardian, Adaneth, did not fully understand the meaning of the picture, and so she wrote a message on the roof…

Originally Posted by Adaneth

A deranged fan threatens Tolkien at sword-point in an attempt to get him to write more about a minor character; under the circumstances, he is forced to agree

Fighter pilot, Oddwen, spotted this and so deliberately crashed her plane into the ground – the debris made an interesting pattern…

Originally Posted by Oddwen

The cleaning party, led by A Little Green, set about making the land happy again. A Little Green sang a song as she worked… It went like this…

Originally Posted by A Little Green

The cat goes berserk upon discovering that Tolkien is eating its mouse.

This song was heard by Laurinquë who rushed home to tell her deaf flat mate about it through the medium of paint.

Originally Posted by Laurinquë

But when Blind Guardian stole all the wall paper and saw the picture. All the police ever found was a crazed note scrawled upon a tramp’s neck, saying…

Originally Posted by Blind Guardian

Tolkien eats his computers mouse while his cat looks on in shock!

Pitchwife stumbled upon this tramp while walking his father around the park. When the full impact hit him, he chopped down the nearest tree and fashioned it into this…