Phantom: The Thread (The Most Important Thread EVER) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Galadriel55 · 10-14-2011, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddwen

Phact: the phantom will refill the cup of Galadriel when she finishes her drink. Everyone else has to fill their own.

Phact: Galadriel always refills The Phantom's cup.

the phantom · 11-03-2011, 03:29 PM

Phact: Hobbits used to live above ground, but when they heard that the phantom had an underground lair, they started digging holes.

Phact: Roads go ever on and on... and they all lead to the phantom's house.

Phact: "Phantom" would have been an acceptable answer to all of Bilbo and Gollum's riddles.

Phact: Faramir once said: "I love not the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. That's what I love the phantom for."

Galadriel55 · 11-03-2011, 07:30 PM

Phact: the phantom is able to possess other beings.

Wait...... isn't that Voldemort?

Phact: Voldemort is the phantom, having some fun.

Phact: the phantom doesn't need a wand to beat everyone else.

Wait... but didn't he die?

Phact: the phantom is deathless. He does not need horcruxes to stay alive.

Phact: I am likely to be scowled at for deviating from Tolkien and the Downs into the Realm of Rowling

Galadriel55 · 11-04-2011, 04:59 PM

Phact: Frodo only stopped raiding Maggot's farm when the farmer told him: "For the love of Phantom, leave my poor mushrooms alone!" And for the love of Phantom he did leave them alone.

Galadriel55 · 11-06-2011, 10:50 AM

Phact: when Gandalf uncloaks, you put on protective eyewear (

). When the phantom uncloaks, you ogle (

)

satansaloser2005 · 11-06-2011, 11:30 AM

I can attest to and approve of the above phact.

Really obvious phact: You will curse the Day you did not do all that the phantom asked of you.

Oddwen · 11-06-2011, 03:24 PM

A couple of days ago, I thought of a very good phact. I cannot for the life of me recall what it was. It must not have been that good, because the phantom somehow proactively prevented me from posting it here. I must humbly apologize for my phailure to phlease.

Galadriel55 · 11-18-2011, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by satansaloser2005

Really obvious phact: You will curse the Day you did not do all that the phantom asked of you.

Alternative phact: you wil curse the day you waited for phantom to actualy ask you to do it.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 05-29-2012, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by satansaloser2005

Really obvious phact: You will curse the Day you did not do all that the phantom asked of you.

You will curse the Day you did not do . . . your homework. You always do what the phantom asks of you.

(Yes, you're doing it now.)

(Yup, you're still doing it. The will of the phantom is inephphable.)

11-03-2011, 03:29 PM	#2
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Phact: Hobbits used to live above ground, but when they heard that the phantom had an underground lair, they started digging holes. Phact: Roads go ever on and on... and they all lead to the phantom's house. Phact: "Phantom" would have been an acceptable answer to all of Bilbo and Gollum's riddles. Phact: Faramir once said: "I love not the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. That's what I love the phantom for." __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

11-03-2011, 07:30 PM	#3
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,541	Phact: I'm bored with homework :p Phact: the phantom is able to possess other beings. Wait...... isn't that Voldemort? Phact: Voldemort is the phantom, having some fun. Phact: the phantom doesn't need a wand to beat everyone else. Wait... but didn't he die? Phact: the phantom is deathless. He does not need horcruxes to stay alive. Phact: I am likely to be scowled at for deviating from Tolkien and the Downs into the Realm of Rowling __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-04-2011, 04:59 PM	#4
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,541	Phact: Frodo only stopped raiding Maggot's farm when the farmer told him: "For the love of Phantom, leave my poor mushrooms alone!" And for the love of Phantom he did leave them alone. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-06-2011, 10:50 AM	#5
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,541	Phact: when Gandalf uncloaks, you put on protective eyewear (). When the phantom uncloaks, you ogle () __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-06-2011, 11:30 AM	#6
satansaloser2005 The Sweetest Spoiler Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly Posts: 5,789	I can attest to and approve of the above phact. Really obvious phact: You will curse the Day you did not do all that the phantom asked of you. __________________ "My heart always cowers behind the defense of my wit." Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. Fenris bookworm.

11-06-2011, 03:24 PM	#7
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	A couple of days ago, I thought of a very good phact. I cannot for the life of me recall what it was. It must not have been that good, because the phantom somehow proactively prevented me from posting it here. I must humbly apologize for my phailure to phlease. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

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