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Old 09-11-2012, 02:45 PM   #1
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What colour is Gandalf's hat?


The books claim that it was blue, but that was just Tolkien lying. It was a pointy rainbow hat. You see, Tolkien was Catholic, and therefore did not want people to know that Gandalf was gay, and so was Saruman. (Saruman of Many Colors = Rainbow)

Why did Elrond REALLY sail for the Valinor?
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Old 09-11-2012, 04:11 PM   #2
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Why did Elrond REALLY sail for the Valinor?
Someone told him that the Valar are giving out free candy.

Where is Mordor?
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Old 09-12-2012, 06:17 AM   #3
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Where is Mordor?
Just outside Taunton, near Creech St Michael on the A358. Follow the brown tourist signs for the Lugbúrz, Morgul and Sammath Railway Museum.

What is a flet?
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Old 09-12-2012, 06:38 AM   #4
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What is a flet?
A flet is a dried bit of mucus that sticks to your nostril hair and flails about as you breathe in and out.

Why is the Máhanaxar called the "ring of doom"?
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Old 09-13-2012, 03:21 PM   #5
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Why is the Máhanaxar called the "ring of doom"?
Becayse when you hit it with a tuning fork, it makes a sound like "doom" instead of "ding"

How often does Pippin wash his furry feet?
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:37 AM   #6
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How often does Pippin wash his furry feet?
Pippin? Never. Merry does it for him!
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Pippin? Never. Merry does it for him!
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