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10-10-2012, 11:01 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jan 2012
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A. Rainbow, but he cut it off because it was too hard to braid and he wears a blonde wig. Q. Why is Lothlorien called Lothlorien?
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10-11-2012, 05:45 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The Elvenking's Halls
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Why is hobbit hair curly?
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10-11-2012, 02:55 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Sep 2012
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Q - Why is hobbit hair curly?
A - No one invented a comb in Hobbiton. Why are the Elves mostly archers, the humans swordsmen and do dwarves wield the axe?
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Out from the new day's mist We have come We shift, pulsing with the Earth... Company We keep Roaming the land while you... sleep |
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10-12-2012, 08:29 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The Elvenking's Halls
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When each race was created, the Valar assigned them a weapon and told them that they would not find eternal happiness if they used another weapon. Why do dwarves wear their beards so long?
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10-17-2012, 03:56 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Sep 2012
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Q - Why do dwarves wear their beards so long?
A - None of the dwarves looked as good as Dopey. The beards were a beautification. Where did Gandalf The Grey go to become The White?
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Out from the new day's mist We have come We shift, pulsing with the Earth... Company We keep Roaming the land while you... sleep |
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10-17-2012, 08:11 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
Posts: 10,493
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Why was Gandalf returned to Middle Earth?
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10-17-2012, 08:30 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits
Posts: 2,515
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Why does Tom Bombadil wear a blue jacket and yellow boots?
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