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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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She found out it was radioactive and would rather Frodo get cancer than her.
How did Gandalf survive falling to such a depth in Moria?
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Parachutes.
Why do the Dwarves dream about returning to Moria?
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The Elvenking's Halls
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Because it's the only place they can go where Elves won't follow then to tease them about their beards and height. Why do Balrogs have firy whips? (I can answer this one myself, but it's not very family-friendly ![]()
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Because watery whips are not half as intimidating.
Why is Aredhel called "the White Lady of the Noldor"?
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jan 2012
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![]() Because she is always fainting and those particualr elves had no-doors (Nol-door No-door get it) Q. Who is the hottest guy in Lord of the Rings
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Spirit of Nen Lalaith
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Meneltarma
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Ghan-Buri-Ghan. Everybody knows this.
What was Feanor REALLY hoping to accomplish by going to Middle Earth?
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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What happened to Beleriand?
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