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twinkle · 04-13-2002, 07:39 AM

Orc stew

don't bother killing them fresh....
just pick one up from the local battlefield....

pick out choicest parts, chop into cubes...
brown in wd40....add semi-spoiled chopped onions, celery, carrots and potatoes...add a lil poison mushroom for good measure....

let simmer for approx. 3hrs....

then invite your worst enemy over for dinner [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

twinkle

p.s. kids don't try this at home without an irresponsible adult present [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[ April 13, 2002: Message edited by: twinkle ]

04-13-2002, 07:39 AM	#11
twinkle Animated Skeleton Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: my little blooming garden Posts: 45	Orc stew don't bother killing them fresh.... just pick one up from the local battlefield.... pick out choicest parts, chop into cubes... brown in wd40....add semi-spoiled chopped onions, celery, carrots and potatoes...add a lil poison mushroom for good measure.... let simmer for approx. 3hrs.... then invite your worst enemy over for dinner [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] twinkle p.s. kids don't try this at home without an irresponsible adult present [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [ April 13, 2002: Message edited by: twinkle ] __________________ “For if joyful is the fountain that rises in the sun, its springs are in the wells of sorrow unfathomable at the foundations of the Earth.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion