The Tolkien Coming of Age Club

[Birdland]

As you can see, I like older books. In fact (cowers down in her seat), I have one whole bookcase filled with LotR stuff...

Hmmmmmm...(Birdie flashes open her overcoat, revealing her first release, 2-4th printings of the 1950s U.S. LoTR) "Pssst! Hey lady, over here. Near mint. For you, a special price: $2000. C'mon, ya know you want 'em!"