Nominations: Best Thread Names

[HerenIstarion]

One Hand Tied Behind Their Backs
(The Books)

Mental picture imposed draws attention at once, and the subject discussed is closely connected

by Mithadan

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Bye Bye Balrogs
(The Silmarillion - Proposed Draft, Canon Studies and Theories)

Sarcastic and elegant

by jallanite

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Elven (Re-)Marriage - "Till death do us part"?
(The Books)

Allusions adn feelings invoked by the name itself

by Estelyn Telcontar


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Are there any Bushes in Fangorn?
(The Books)

And are they related? Or maybe bearing the same name?

by Grendel

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Monkeys eat bananas, right?
(The Books)

They do, honestly. Precise scientific statement, and funny at that

by Elenglin

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Were hobbits originally entwives?
(The Books)

Well, judge for yourselves

by Kidd2323


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Gillete, The Best Cirdan Can Get!
(The Books)

He is stated to have been bearded in tRoTK for sure

by latando angaina

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Have you seen my Valar?
(The Books)

...my Valar is over the ocean, my Valar is over the see, my Valar is over the ocean, oh bring back my Valar to me...
(well I can be sarcastic too, no offense ment, though [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img])

by Ferr

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...and many many other funny, precise or just strange thread names (including those I never set my eye on)...