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Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-19-2003, 01:23 PM

*Sam grabs an eav out of his pocket and drops it*
Gandalf: Well stop. It's annoying. Besides you and Frodo have to go on a long journey which youre probably going to die on.

Ssam&Frodo: No way!!

Gandalf: Well, what if I give you this super cool chain for your Ring? *takes out chain*

Sam&Frodo: Okay! *Frodo grabs the chain and puts the Ring on it around his neck. Pippin and Merry walk in*

Pippin: Hello *hic* whats uuuuup maaaan?

Merry: Heeeey *hickup* its Gandy! Hey man! I never knew you had a pet Snuffleuppagus! (sp?) *Goes over and pets Frodo on the head* Hey Snuffy! Hows Big Bird?

*Gandalf sighs and makes the other two hobbits sober again.*

Gandalf: Okay, just for that you two are coming also.

Pippin: Right! Where are we going?

Sam: I dunno. We're supposed to go on a really long journey.

Pip&Mer: Okay.

Sam: And we might die.

P&M: Okay.

Sam: Really horrible deaths

P&M: Okay.

Sam: I mean REALLY, REALLY, REALLY horrible deaths.

P&M: Okay.

Sam: I mean REALLY, REALLY, REAL-

Frodo: Enough of that. Be quiet and start packing.

Gandalf: I must go to see the head of my order. He is both wise and powerful.

Frodo: Yeah okay whatever. Bye now.

Gandalf: HMPH! *Stomps out door*

Pretty lame, but ah me! I cant do better!

01-19-2003, 01:23 PM	#1
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Sam grabs an eav out of his pocket and drops it Gandalf: Well stop. It's annoying. Besides you and Frodo have to go on a long journey which youre probably going to die on. Ssam&Frodo: No way!! Gandalf: Well, what if I give you this super cool chain for your Ring? takes out chain Sam&Frodo: Okay! Frodo grabs the chain and puts the Ring on it around his neck. Pippin and Merry walk in Pippin: Hello hic whats uuuuup maaaan? Merry: Heeeey hickup its Gandy! Hey man! I never knew you had a pet Snuffleuppagus! (sp?) Goes over and pets Frodo on the head Hey Snuffy! Hows Big Bird? Gandalf sighs and makes the other two hobbits sober again. Gandalf: Okay, just for that you two are coming also. Pippin: Right! Where are we going? Sam: I dunno. We're supposed to go on a really long journey. Pip&Mer: Okay. Sam: And we might die. P&M: Okay. Sam: Really horrible deaths P&M: Okay. Sam: I mean REALLY, REALLY, REALLY horrible deaths. P&M: Okay. Sam: I mean REALLY, REALLY, REAL- Frodo: Enough of that. Be quiet and start packing. Gandalf: I must go to see the head of my order. He is both wise and powerful. Frodo: Yeah okay whatever. Bye now. Gandalf: HMPH! Stomps out door Pretty lame, but ah me! I cant do better! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."