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Blue Elf · 01-21-2003, 10:36 PM

OOH!!! Gollum wants to do a chapter!! (Gollum is what I refer to myself as sometimes...a lot...)

(in the common room)

Merry: Umm...

Sam: Yeah...

(Painful silence)

Pippin: HELLO!! FRODO!!

Frodo: (yawning) What?

Pippin: THE RING THING!!

Frodo: Oh yeah...um, hold on...(searches his pockets for the Ring) A ha!! (puts it on. Nothing happens.) Darn, wrong ring. I'm sure it's in here.......(takes out another ring) Oh, this is it. (puts it on and dissapears) Oh, this is sooo cool!!

Pippin: I want one too...oh yeah...we're supposed to be shocked...

(an hour goes by, and Frodo is still running around invisible)

Strider: Um, guys...I can't be waiting much longer, I'll miss the news. Frodo, really...

Frodo: Fine....meanie. (takes off Ring)

Strider: (growling) Grr...you shouldn't do that, it's bad.

Frodo: Okay. Can we go to my room now? I want the letter, I want to see what it says!!

(everyone goes up to the room, and Butterbur comes in)

Butterbur: For you, Mr. Underhill.

Frodo: (reading out loud) Barnabas....I love you so much, I am thinking of you a lot.....and after we elope and marry--

Butterbur: (blushing, grabs the letter from Frodo) Oh...heh...heh...wrong letter. It's not mine, of course....really!!

Frodo: Of course....(reads Gandalf's letter) Okay....well.... I can't read his writing!!

Merry: He must be a doctor.

Strider: Let's just go to Rivendell, please!!

(everyone): Okay.

Well, Gollum tried to write a chapter....and please, I would really like to do the Council of Elrond (but if someone else is dying to do it more than me, I will *reluctantly* let them do it). Or whoever said they wanted to do Rivendell mean they meant the Council? Oh well...

01-21-2003, 10:36 PM	#11
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	OOH!!! Gollum wants to do a chapter!! (Gollum is what I refer to myself as sometimes...a lot...) (in the common room) Merry: Umm... Sam: Yeah... (Painful silence) Pippin: HELLO!! FRODO!! Frodo: (yawning) What? Pippin: THE RING THING!! Frodo: Oh yeah...um, hold on...(searches his pockets for the Ring) A ha!! (puts it on. Nothing happens.) Darn, wrong ring. I'm sure it's in here.......(takes out another ring) Oh, this is it. (puts it on and dissapears) Oh, this is sooo cool!! Pippin: I want one too...oh yeah...we're supposed to be shocked... (an hour goes by, and Frodo is still running around invisible) Strider: Um, guys...I can't be waiting much longer, I'll miss the news. Frodo, really... Frodo: Fine....meanie. (takes off Ring) Strider: (growling) Grr...you shouldn't do that, it's bad. Frodo: Okay. Can we go to my room now? I want the letter, I want to see what it says!! (everyone goes up to the room, and Butterbur comes in) Butterbur: For you, Mr. Underhill. Frodo: (reading out loud) Barnabas....I love you so much, I am thinking of you a lot.....and after we elope and marry-- Butterbur: (blushing, grabs the letter from Frodo) Oh...heh...heh...wrong letter. It's not mine, of course....really!! Frodo: Of course....(reads Gandalf's letter) Okay....well.... I can't read his writing!! Merry: He must be a doctor. Strider: Let's just go to Rivendell, please!! (everyone): Okay. Well, Gollum tried to write a chapter....and please, I would really like to do the Council of Elrond (but if someone else is dying to do it more than me, I will reluctantly let them do it). Or whoever said they wanted to do Rivendell mean they meant the Council? Oh well... __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!