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Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-23-2003, 09:31 PM

hehe! these are fun!
the Wraiths are chasing after Frodo and Asfaloth, and F&A finally make it to the Ford. They cross it.
Frodo: Haha loser Wraiths! YOU ALL SUCK!
Wraith2: Hissss...Bagginsssss....
All the Wraiths give Frodo the finger and begin to cross the water.
Frodo: CRAP! Asfaloth, bear me away!!
Asfaloth: Are you kidding me? Im sick of "bearing you away". Screw this, im going home!
He bucks Frodo off and gallops away.
Frodo: #^@^$%^&%^*^&*$#!!#$@$#@$@#!!!!
Wraiths: Our earssssss, ourr virginn earsssss...*gallop away on the horses*
Frodo: You guys are virgins! HA! LOSERS! Oh no, I feel faint. Why can't I feel my arm? Hey its cold! cool! Oh no Im blind!
Frodo (wuss) faints. He wakes up in Rivendell.
Frodo: Mmphj, jflk, garhhg..whut? HUUH? What?
Gandalf: What?
Frodo: What?
Gandalf: What?
Two hours later...
Frodo: What?
Gandalf: Okay lets stop now.
Frodo: Gandalf....how did I get here?
Gandalf: I dont know. Even the writer of this section doesnt know.
Frodo: Oookay...
Gandalf: *ahem* prancing pony...
Frodo: Oh yeah! Gandalf you twit! Why the hell didnt you meet us in Bree?
Gandalf: I went to Saruman's and he made me stay in his tower because he was lonely and he wanted a slumber party. Then I whacked him with a Malibu Barbie and escaped. Now we're going to a council *under his breath* you stupid little hobbit.
Frodo: What?
Gandalf: Dont start that again!
Pippin: Yeah, stupid!
Gandalf and Frodo look at Pippin.
Frodo: What the..? Why are you here?
Pippin: I followed the smell of ale.
Gandalf: heh heh....what ale? There's no ale in here...heh heh heh *looks about shiftily*

[ January 23, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ]

01-23-2003, 09:31 PM	#1
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	hehe! these are fun! the Wraiths are chasing after Frodo and Asfaloth, and F&A finally make it to the Ford. They cross it. Frodo: Haha loser Wraiths! YOU ALL SUCK! Wraith2: Hissss...Bagginsssss.... All the Wraiths give Frodo the finger and begin to cross the water. Frodo: CRAP! Asfaloth, bear me away!! Asfaloth: Are you kidding me? Im sick of "bearing you away". Screw this, im going home! He bucks Frodo off and gallops away. Frodo: #^@^$%^&%^^&$#!!#$@$#@$@#!!!! Wraiths: Our earssssss, ourr virginn earsssss...gallop away on the horses Frodo: You guys are virgins! HA! LOSERS! Oh no, I feel faint. Why can't I feel my arm? Hey its cold! cool! Oh no Im blind! Frodo (wuss) faints. He wakes up in Rivendell. Frodo: Mmphj, jflk, garhhg..whut? HUUH? What? Gandalf: What? Frodo: What? Gandalf: What? Two hours later... Frodo: What? Gandalf: Okay lets stop now. Frodo: Gandalf....how did I get here? Gandalf: I dont know. Even the writer of this section doesnt know. Frodo: Oookay... Gandalf: ahem prancing pony... Frodo: Oh yeah! Gandalf you twit! Why the hell didnt you meet us in Bree? Gandalf: I went to Saruman's and he made me stay in his tower because he was lonely and he wanted a slumber party. Then I whacked him with a Malibu Barbie and escaped. Now we're going to a council under his breath you stupid little hobbit. Frodo: What? Gandalf: Dont start that again! Pippin: Yeah, stupid! Gandalf and Frodo look at Pippin. Frodo: What the..? Why are you here? Pippin: I followed the smell of ale. Gandalf: heh heh....what ale? There's no ale in here...heh heh heh looks about shiftily [ January 23, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ] __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."