You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[Tinuviel of Denton]

You shout "noro lim, Asfaloth, noro lim" when you're riding your bike up a tall hill (on my way to Rivendell and rehearsal for, of all things, The Hobbit!).

Speaking of the Hobbit, have I mentioned that the guy who adapted it should be shot? He made Bilbo kill Smaug, turned Elrond into a woman named Elfrida and Gandalf is and I quote "court wizard."

The directors get a leetle mad at me because I go absolutely ballistic at this one line Thorin says,

I'm going to start up a chain of sausage factories. Colonel Oakenshield Enterprises, the first with the Vurst!

I'm actually cast as Gandalf, and I fix lines to make them more like the book, I made my own staff, on which I'm going to paint Elvish runes in silver as soon as the director's friend finishes staining it.

Oh, yes, and in my computer class, for our finals, we have to do an animated movie, and guess what mine's about? LotR of course. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ May 26, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel of Denton ]