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Mornie Alantie · 03-19-2003, 11:39 AM

Heres one I thought up on a 5 hour drive yesterday.

Gandalf: You cannot Pass!

Balrog: Why not?

Gandalf: Because...um, er ah......Because you didn't answer my riddle!

Balrog: Ok, shoot.

Gandalf: Why did the Balrog cross the Bridge?

Balrog: to totally incinerate the fellowship, steal the ring and get a cup of shugar.

Gandalf: Gasp! How did you know?

Balrog: just a guess, now may I please pass?

Gandalf: I am a sevant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Arnor, the dark fire will not avail you flame of Undun!

Balrog: what does that have to do with letting me pass?

Gandalf: Beats me it was in the script.

*Balrog getting annoyed*
Balrog: Give me a break.

Gandalf: Ok.

*Gandalf breaks bridge and Balrrog falls, but gets Gandalf with his whip.*

Gandalf: Aragorn! Legolas! Come over here and help!

Legolas and Aragorn: Can't.

Gandalf: WHAT???? Why not?

Aragorn: Cause it says on page, 372 that you fall.

*Aragorn walks over and kicks Gandalf off ledge and Gandalf falls.*

03-19-2003, 11:39 AM	#7
Mornie Alantie Wight Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere above earth cause people say i should come down to it Posts: 226	Heres one I thought up on a 5 hour drive yesterday. Gandalf: You cannot Pass! Balrog: Why not? Gandalf: Because...um, er ah......Because you didn't answer my riddle! Balrog: Ok, shoot. Gandalf: Why did the Balrog cross the Bridge? Balrog: to totally incinerate the fellowship, steal the ring and get a cup of shugar. Gandalf: Gasp! How did you know? Balrog: just a guess, now may I please pass? Gandalf: I am a sevant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Arnor, the dark fire will not avail you flame of Undun! Balrog: what does that have to do with letting me pass? Gandalf: Beats me it was in the script. Balrog getting annoyed Balrog: Give me a break. Gandalf: Ok. Gandalf breaks bridge and Balrrog falls, but gets Gandalf with his whip. Gandalf: Aragorn! Legolas! Come over here and help! Legolas and Aragorn: Can't. Gandalf: WHAT???? Why not? Aragorn: Cause it says on page, 372 that you fall. Aragorn walks over and kicks Gandalf off ledge and Gandalf falls. __________________ Instead of pepper spray, you pack a glass bottle and scream "Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!!!" at muggers.