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03-27-2003, 06:27 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Alright, I'll start this one and see how it goes.
Announcing the first annual Middle-earth Mr. Universe pageant! Meet the contestants and hear what they think of themselves! (Please note I share NONE of these opinions)  I should obviously win. Who else has my manly stubble? Rowrrrr!!  Your stubble is no match for my silky soft skin and wonderous profile! *winkwink*  I've got you all beat! With my innocent, huge, mesmerizing eyes, I've got this contest in the bag! *blink*  I would not be too sure, halfling! It takes more than stubble, sleek hair or humongous eyes. Any brigand of the hillside could show as much! But a royal bearing, moderate amount of stubble, AND a great smile takes the cake!  Well, posing is important too!  Woah, they let me be in a contest? *is staggered* And now, meet your judge!  THESE are the contestants? Ha ha ha ha!! And now, part two.
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