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Wight
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somewhere above earth cause people say i should come down to it
Posts: 226
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Thank you for tunning in to your problems hotline. To call please dial 1-800-elf-Imladris. *phone rings and it is put on the air* who is calling and whats your problem. We's gots problems. our problem is that theres two of us and we are only one person. So your saying you have a "spilt" personality? or are you living a double life? both at once. One minute we are Smeagol the were the bad guy Gollum. I see, so what your saying is your mind is split in two? I guess thats it but this Gollum guy is always killing my friends, stealing and is so mean. Do you have anything to say to that Gollum?
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