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Lily Bombadil · 05-05-2003, 04:01 PM

Continuation of yours, Everdawn.
(After the commercial break)
Arwen: So what the *censor* were you doing in Rohan with MY MAN?!!?
Eowyn: You mean what was he doing with ME!!
*Arwen throws a glass of water in Eowyn's face*
Eowyn: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!! ARRRGH!!! *censor, censor, CENSOR*
Crowd: MERRY! MERRY!
Random on-looker: Hey, Eowyn! I think you're a whore!! *southern accent*
Eowyn: And what, *censor*
*Merry tries to calm down Arwen who's clothes are half ripped off*
Merry: OK, Miss Eventstar. Calm- calm down, calm down. This is just a T.V. show.
Arwen: *pant, pant, pant* I'm alright, I'm okay.
Southern guy: I think she's the EvenWHORE!
Arwen: *censor, censor*
Merry: Alright! That's enough outta YOU Southern Guy! Okay, everybody! Let's bring out the cause of this nightmare!
Crowd: *cheers* MERRY! MERRY!
S.G.:WHORES!!
Merry to Bouncers: Get this big Southern jerk outta here. Alright, may I introduce to you all, *lights go down. Colors flash*
Longshanks, Strider, Elf-stone, Elessor, Dunedain, ARAGORN!!!!
Crowd: *Explodes in cheering* MERRY! MERRY!
*Lights come up*
Arwen: Oh, Arry! *runs to kiss him*
Eowyn: AraGORNNN!!!! *runs to him*
Arwen: Get away from MY MAN!!!
Eowyn: You don't deserve him! You're not even a HUMAN!
Arwen: You did not just! *draws Aragorn's sword*
Eowyn: What if I did?! *draws Merry's sword*
What the-? This is a butter knife! *drops it, tackles Arwen*

TO BE CONTINUED.......

05-05-2003, 04:01 PM	#8
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Continuation of yours, Everdawn. (After the commercial break) Arwen: So what the censor were you doing in Rohan with MY MAN?!!? Eowyn: You mean what was he doing with ME!! Arwen throws a glass of water in Eowyn's face Eowyn: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!! ARRRGH!!! censor, censor, CENSOR Crowd: MERRY! MERRY! Random on-looker: Hey, Eowyn! I think you're a whore!! southern accent Eowyn: And what, censor Merry tries to calm down Arwen who's clothes are half ripped off Merry: OK, Miss Eventstar. Calm- calm down, calm down. This is just a T.V. show. Arwen: pant, pant, pant I'm alright, I'm okay. Southern guy: I think she's the EvenWHORE! Arwen: censor, censor Merry: Alright! That's enough outta YOU Southern Guy! Okay, everybody! Let's bring out the cause of this nightmare! Crowd: cheers MERRY! MERRY! S.G.:WHORES!! Merry to Bouncers: Get this big Southern jerk outta here. Alright, may I introduce to you all, lights go down. Colors flash Longshanks, Strider, Elf-stone, Elessor, Dunedain, ARAGORN!!!! Crowd: Explodes in cheering MERRY! MERRY! Lights come up Arwen: Oh, Arry! runs to kiss him Eowyn: AraGORNNN!!!! runs to him Arwen: Get away from MY MAN!!! Eowyn: You don't deserve him! You're not even a HUMAN! Arwen: You did not just! draws Aragorn's sword Eowyn: What if I did?! draws Merry's sword What the-? This is a butter knife! drops it, tackles Arwen TO BE CONTINUED....... __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."