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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass...
Posts: 279
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Continuation of yours, Everdawn.
(After the commercial break) Arwen: So what the *censor* were you doing in Rohan with MY MAN?!!? Eowyn: You mean what was he doing with ME!! *Arwen throws a glass of water in Eowyn's face* Eowyn: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!! ARRRGH!!! *censor, censor, CENSOR* Crowd: MERRY! MERRY! Random on-looker: Hey, Eowyn! I think you're a whore!! *southern accent* Eowyn: And what, *censor* *Merry tries to calm down Arwen who's clothes are half ripped off* Merry: OK, Miss Eventstar. Calm- calm down, calm down. This is just a T.V. show. Arwen: *pant, pant, pant* I'm alright, I'm okay. Southern guy: I think she's the EvenWHORE! Arwen: *censor, censor* Merry: Alright! That's enough outta YOU Southern Guy! Okay, everybody! Let's bring out the cause of this nightmare! Crowd: *cheers* MERRY! MERRY! S.G.:WHORES!! Merry to Bouncers: Get this big Southern jerk outta here. Alright, may I introduce to you all, *lights go down. Colors flash* Longshanks, Strider, Elf-stone, Elessor, Dunedain, ARAGORN!!!! Crowd: *Explodes in cheering* MERRY! MERRY! *Lights come up* Arwen: Oh, Arry! *runs to kiss him* Eowyn: AraGORNNN!!!! *runs to him* Arwen: Get away from MY MAN!!! Eowyn: You don't deserve him! You're not even a HUMAN! Arwen: You did not just! *draws Aragorn's sword* Eowyn: What if I did?! *draws Merry's sword* What the-? This is a butter knife! *drops it, tackles Arwen* TO BE CONTINUED.......
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