Hand me my sword and my teeth, would you, Frodo?

[Sapphire_Flame]

Saruman would be constantly stealing the Jell-O servings and puttings bugs inside them, then proceeding to "hatch" them and breed an army of Insect-hai to take over the nursing home.

Heeheehee... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Grima would still be chasing Eowyn around everywhere (and Faramir would be trying to kick his butt for messing with his wife). Eowyn would be screaming, "Your words are poison!" over and over again until the nurses dragged her off for her medication *coughsedativescough*. Then Grima would wander off like nothing happened, brushing dandruff off his shoulders as he went.

And I could just picture Aragorn getting in a fight with a decrepit old orc, trying to behead it with his cane. "C'mon, I can take ya..."

[ April 01, 2003: Message edited by: Sapphire_Flame ]