School for the Fellowship

[Amanaduial the archer]

Man, I should come to MEM more often...some little gems...

Gandalf: Principal/History
Elrond: Big-nosed Math/Algebra teacher
Galadriel: Psychic Guidance Councillor
Haldir: PE/Athletics
Bilbo: The insane Literature& English teacher
Glorfindel: The Sindarin/Quenya teacher
Arwen: The straight A slutty student who has slept with Mr. Glorfindel (that's why he hates her)
Frodo: Geek
Sam: big Brother who beats up anyone who makes fun of the girls & Frodo
Boromir: Literate kid who is failing math
Celeborn: Drama teacher
Legolas: Hottie the jealous boys call 'Gay'.
Gimli: tough shrimp who is really sensitive inside.
Merry & Pip: The Fred & George Weasleys
Aragorn: Kind jock
faramir:Sk8er boi & Eowyn's BF & secret crusher
Eowyn: Tough girl (girl all the bad guys want)
Uruks: F.B. team
Orcs: Gangsters
Saruman: Sciences (specializes in mutation)
Eomer: Tough dude (guy all the good girls want)
Theoden: Vice Principal
Gollum: Mad janitor (You filthy kids! We hates you forever!!!)
Lobelia: lunch lady
Sauron: Evil super intendent
Grima: Debate teacher
Treebeard: School doctor

Lol! Very cool - just one though:

Sam - I reckon he would be the one getting made fun of, probably by Frodo actually. He'd be the quiet, kinda sweet one at the back, who really likes one of the girls in class (not Arwen, with this description!), but gets really stuttery around her. Big round glasses. Maybe a lunch monitor.

Aragorn: Kind jock

Lol, a contradiction in terms isnt it? Nah, I think I agree actually. Either that or the school shrink who would end up spending half the session listening carefully to the kid who had come to him, the other half analysing it along side his own problems. Actually, yeah, he really would be the school counsellor...

Haldir might well be a bully actually. Either that or one of the seniors who you really really don't want to upset, who is really admired and well known, but who would not tolerate annoying juniors, and would probably go all angry and slitty eyed...

Frodo: Kinda dreamy little kid who sits at the back. Got a small group of friends, and can pass with most people. Kinda cute (not fit, not handsome, not stunning, cute). Really close to his uncle, and more admired for that than despised.