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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Imladris
Posts: 288
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When Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli are searching for Merry and Pippin:
Aragorn: "They were here, there are footprints leading in that direction..." *Legolas finds the elven brooch* Legolas: "Look Aragorn, Hobbits!" The fight scene between Gandalf and Saruman could turn into the fight scene from Monty Python: Search for the Holy Grail: *Gandalf blasts off one of Saruman's arms* Saruman: "Ha! 'Tis only a flesh wound, have at you sir!" *Gandalf promptly blasts off Saruman's other arm* Saruman: "I can still kick you!" *Gandalf then blasts off one of Saruman's legs* Saruman: "While I can still stand, I will fight you!" *Gandalf blasts off Saruman's remaining limb* Saruman: "I can still bite you! Hey, wait, come back here and fight!" *Gandalf, having tired of this pointless fight, turns and walks away, leaving "Torso Man" to his own devices* Alternative ending: Gandalf turns around and blows Saruman's head off. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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