Mixed up movies game

[Sauron 666]

How about combining A Clockwork orange with LOTR with Aragorn as Alex?

In Bree, he comes to Frodo

A: Well, hello there Frody-odo, I am your friend and faithful narrator, as well as your droogen leader. I am Arry-Aragorn, my peppy was Arathorny, and my big big big daddywaddy was Issillysildur. This, my fair droogies, is Narsilly, the sword that was like broken and cut the ringgy from sauronny. I'd offer my appy-polly-logies to him but he's too much of a millicent to listen to me. I can't wait to get it reforged, it really helps me get up for the old ultra-violence.

Rivendell:
A: How goes it Froddyodo? While you were like incapacitated like, me and Arwen, she's this real horrowshow debauchka, were doing the old in-out-in-out. those elvish debauchka's are real horrowshows.
*hopes moderators don't eddy this out*


Caradhras:
A: I viddy there's some Crebain from Dunnyland yonder.

At Hornburg, instead of parleying with the orcs he taunts them.

A: Hello, little Orcys, come and get one in the yarbles, that is if you have any yarbles thou foul cross breading vat of stinking cheap oil. Me and Andurilly are up for some horrorshow ultra-violence. You prestootniks are no match for me and my droogs.

I can picture Gimli as the perfect link to PR Derelect:

In Moria:
G: This is the mine of my cousin Balin, yes. Dug greedily and too deeply, yes. Durin's Bane they awoke, yes. This was the end of the line for Dwarves in Khazad-dum, yes.

etc