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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Backwards PotC:
Jack Sparrow trips and almost falls, but Will catches him by the beard. Jack: Not the beard! Eh... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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09-14-2003, 04:08 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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LOL, Elennar! Did Jack Sparrow even have a beard? *ponders*
EDIT: Oh wait, yes he did. My bad. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [ September 14, 2003: Message edited by: peonydeepdelver ]
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"Nazgul, Nazgul! You speak of what is deep beyond the reach of your muddy dreams, Ugluk! Nazgul! Ah! All that they make out! One day you'll wish that you had not said that. Ape! You ought to know that they're the apple of the Great Eye." ~Grishnakh |
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09-15-2003, 06:16 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I have one
This is from League of extraordinary gentlemen. When Gandalf catches Sam evesdropping(no idea about spelling) Gandalf: Sam Wise Gamgee I want you to be clothed at all times. ok it wasn't that good but I thought it was funny.
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09-15-2003, 01:12 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
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09-15-2003, 09:18 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
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Credit for that one should go to Tymezennith, but since she rarely posts, I get to post all her ideas. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] She doesn't mind. I was walking her home, and was dressed as Jack Sparrow at the time that was thought up. Got sooo many weird looks for that... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Seriously, though, those beads are a little annoying. They kept hitting me in the face.
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09-16-2003, 04:59 PM
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Newly Deceased
Join Date: Apr 2003
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OK! Here's a few. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
It's near the end of TTT and the winged nazgul has just missed grabbing Frodo at Gondor. As the nazgul flies away he says,"I'll get you my pretty and your little ring, too!" The Fellowship is at the entrance to Moria and Gandolf puts his on the door and says,"Open sasame!" The Balrog is approching the Bridge of Khazad-Dum and Gandolf, standing on the bridge,shouts,"He who passes me, must answer me these questions three!" Ok. Lame or not,that's all I could come up with. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] I might have some more later though.
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09-17-2003, 01:33 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jul 2003
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he he he. thought of another matrix one (hope hasnt already been said- skipped quite a few).
When Gandalf the White is unknown and Aragorn goes 'Who are you? Show yourself!' Gandalf replies 'Its the question that drive us' hope u like! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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09-18-2003, 01:03 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Éomer: What business does a man, an elf and a dwarf have in the riddermark? Speak quickly.
Aragorn: Wasnt that scarcrow pointing the other way? Legolas: My name is Dorothy, and this is my dog Toto. Gimli: *pointing ot Legolas' shoes" And those are the ruby slippers.
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~
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09-25-2003, 06:08 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: A van down by the river.
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Ok, here's a Harry Potter one:
Gates of Moria: *Gandalf gets frustrated and starts yelling* Alohomora! Alohomora! Hermione: No no no, you're doing it all wrong, you're going to poke someone's eye out! Different one of the same scene, from the Princess Bride: *Gandalf gets frustrated* Gandalf: Inconceivable! Part in Lothlorien when Haldir finds them: Haldir: You may pass through to Lorien once you come back with...A SHRUBBERY! One that looks nice, and not too expensive! That's from the Holy Grail, I love that movie! I know these aren't that great but I like them [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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09-25-2003, 06:44 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: the Realm of Nargothrond beyond Narog
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Movie Faramir questioning Frodo.
Frodo: Well Faramir, do you expect me to talk? Faramir: No Mr. Baggins, I expect you to die!
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09-25-2003, 06:49 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: the Realm of Nargothrond beyond Narog
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Christopher Lee played Scaramanga in the Man with the Golden Gun.
Saruman: Well Gandalf, it has come to a duel. Your old staff against my golden gun.
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Then Felagund upon the head of Arothir set it: "Nephew mine, till I return this crown is thine." |
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09-25-2003, 09:51 PM
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Pile O'Bones
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In The Fellowship Of The Ring:
Pippin, Frodo, Merry and Sam are hiding from a Black Rider behind the tree stump and the Mission Impossible theme starts playing... Then, as the Rider looks the other way Pippin throws the mushrooms and they explode "Go Forrests, run!"
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09-26-2003, 09:14 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Scene: Caradhras.
Frodo: I'm so cold, I can't feel my hands anymore! Sam: Oh, here, take these extra pair of gloves. My hands have been sweating. Frodo: *deadly glare* You've had an extra pair of gloves this whole time???? Sam: Yeah. We are on Caradhras... (Think Dumb & Dumber) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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09-26-2003, 10:13 AM
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Wight
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Legolas to the Orcs during Helm's Deep: 'Aye, avast!'
Éowyn to the Witch King: 'You like pain? Try wearing a corset.' Aragorn to Elrond: 'There's one thing you're forgetting mate. I'm the Heir of Isildur, savvy?' During the council of Elrond: 'Sauron. That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A very long time.' Merry and Pippin: 'We are the hobbits who say 'Ni!' I thought they were funny at the time...can I add that I have spent the last two days under the influence of hot lemon drinks? That may explain the lack of comedy value in these...
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09-27-2003, 10:59 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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*in Moria right as all the Orcs are fleeing from the advance of the Balrog*
Boromir: What new devilry is this? Gandalf: *concentrates* It is a Bunny, a demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond your strength! Run!!!! Legolas: *takes one look at the entrance to the chamber, shrouded in flame, with a huge shadow of a rabbit, and starts yelping* Ai! Ai! A Bunrog has come! (I don't know what I was thinking. It's about 11:48 PM here, and I'm loaded with caffeine).
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09-28-2003, 10:50 AM
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Wight
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If you've seen Empire Strikes Back...
Saruman apologized via palantir for losing at Helm's Deep Sauron chokes him to death Sauron: Apology accepted!
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Then Felagund upon the head of Arothir set it: "Nephew mine, till I return this crown is thine." |
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09-29-2003, 05:26 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn.
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SCENE: Gandalf and Elrond speaking of the day men failed, in Rivendell.
With a little Spice form Chicago. Elrond: I was there the day the strength of men failed. Gandalf: Yeah? You and half of Chicago. OK it was funny at the time...
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10-03-2003, 12:33 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Aragorn and Lurtz are fighting. Aragorn chops off Lurtz's arm.
Aragorn: I have cut off your arm and have won the fight. Now I will go. Lurtz: Oh, no you won't. I still have my other arm to fight with. Aragorn and Lurtz fight. Aragorn chops off Lurtz's other arm. Aragorn: I have cut off your other arm. You can fight no more. Lurtz: Na uh! I still have my feet to kick you with! Lurtz begins to kick Aragorn. Argorn chops off a leg. Aragorn: There! Now I have defeated you. Lurtz: No, you haven't. I still have one leg left! Lurtz attempts to kick Aragorn. Aragorn cuts off his last limb. Aragorn begins to walk off. Lurtz: Where are you going? I'm not through with you! Come back and fight like a man! Aragorn: But you've got no limbs left! I have defeated you! Lurtz: No, you have not! I am Lurtz. I am undefeatable! Aragorn shakes his head and walks away. *~* Well, it went something like that in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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10-03-2003, 02:27 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Hey Brinniel! I already used that idea in Movie Bloopers Continued! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
Oh well, here's another one. Gandalf and the Three Hunters arrive at the Golden Hall. HAMA: Give me your staff. GANDALF: *waves hand* You don't need to take my staff. HAMA: I don't need to take your staff. GANDALF: *waves hand* We can go about our business. HAMA: You can go about your business. GANDALF: *waves hand* Move along. HAMA: Move along. Move along.
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10-03-2003, 08:49 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
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Sorry about that. I haven't read that thread. But the idea's been in my head for months... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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10-04-2003, 10:15 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn.
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Some ones from Ned Kelly.
In Rohan.. Gandlaf, Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are on their horses ourside edoras. Gandalf-...there dwells Théoden, king of Rohan, Do not look to be welcomed.. Legolas- If anyone can persuade an old man to share his daughter with three larakins like us, it'd be Aragorn." Aragorn giving his speech on Helms Deep before the attack! Aragorn: *in elvish* ..Give them no mercy for you shall recieve none! I am a widdow's son, outlawed! And my orderes must be obeyed! Elves: ???
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~
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10-13-2003, 02:32 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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From "The Princess Bride":
Elendil has just been killed. ISILDUR: Father... *looks up at Sauron* ISILDUR: My name is Isildur. You killed my father. Prepare to die. *Sauron breaks Narsil as Isildur reaches for it* ISILDUR:*picks up broken sword*My name is Isildur. You killed my father. Prepare to die. SAURON: Will you stop saying that?!?! ISILDUR: My name is Isildur! You killed my father! Prepare to die! *slices off Sauron's finger*
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10-13-2003, 04:46 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: .....WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW....STALKERS!
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This is from "And Now for something copletely different" Please forgive me.
Aragorn: These armys have boys not old enough to fight. Gimili: And those too old. Legolas: And.. Small band of girly men: *marching* OO get her. Whoops. Ive got your number but you coudnt afford me, dear Two three..Il scratch your eyes out- All: 0.o
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11-26-2003, 11:56 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Eomer: How long is it since Saruman bought you? What was the promised price, Grima? When all the men are dead you will take your share of the treasure?
Grima: *as Eowyn walks by* Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
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11-26-2003, 04:33 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~
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11-27-2003, 12:56 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Inspiration has struck! Wow! I'm suddenly creative and maybe sometimes funny! Here's another one!
Gandalf: I release you from the spell. Theoden/Saruman: Heheheheh...you have no power here, Gandalf Greyhame! Be gone, before somebody drops a house on you! Maybe sort of obscure, but it's the Wizard of Oz.
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11-27-2003, 10:16 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Sea Tiger, I'd like to extend your Monty Python spoof.
*bridge in Moria* Balrog: "He who would pass by me, must answer me these questions three; ere the other side he see." Gandalf: "Ask your questions Balrog, I am not afraid." Balrog: "What is your name?" Gandalf: "Sir Launcelot of Camelot." Balrog: "What is your quest?" Gandalf: "To seek the Holy Grail." Balrog: "What is your favorite color?" Gandalf: "Blue." Balrog: "Right, you can go then." Gandalf: "Oh, uh, thank you." He he, I'm sleepy from turkey but loaded with sugar. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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11-28-2003, 01:54 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Agent Smith: Wait, I remember this. I'm supposed to stand...here. And I'm supposed to say, "Give me the ring, Mr. Anderson."
What did I say? Wait, what have I said? What have I done? Mr. Anderson! Come back! A madness took me, but it has passed! Come back! Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] ->Elenrod
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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12-02-2003, 09:09 PM
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Wight
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Hehe, These are great!!!! Not sure if this has been posted before (I'm too lazy to go back and read [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ) but here you go:
Gollum upon first getting the ring: I shall call it precious and it shall be mine, and it shall be my precious. (Um... Finding Nemo?)
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12-02-2003, 09:19 PM
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Wight
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Isildur and Sauron Fighting
Sauron: Isildur, I am your father IsildurL: NOOOOOOOOO Lame, i know sorry. But I am like that after all [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [ 10:22 PM December 02, 2003: Message edited by: Tar-Alcarin ]
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12-04-2003, 10:05 AM
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Animated Skeleton
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This one is from Pirates of the Caribbean.
********************* [Aragorn has been kinged and everyone is standing in the hall of Gondor, ready to depart, looking very sad. Pippin walks forward.] Pippin: Well, I'm actually feeling rather good about this. I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually... ecumentiaclly... grammatically. [He walks up to Elrond.] Pippin: I just want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. [He starts walking toward the door. He stops and looks back.] Pippin: Arwen! [Arwen turns and looks at him.] Pippin: It would never have worked between us, darling. I'm sorry. [He pauses for a second.] Pippin: Aragorn! [Aragorn looks at him.] Pippin: Nice crown.
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12-07-2003, 03:50 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
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This is quite silly...been bothering me for quite a while.
*Boromir is dead* Aragorn: Be at peace! Minas Tirith shall not fall! *kiss* *Boromir wakes up* Legolas: He's the one... Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] ->Elenrod the demented
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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12-07-2003, 04:17 AM
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Haunting Spirit
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Maybe in ROTK, this happens The elves are sailing to Valinor. As they arrive, a random elf starts singing "A Whole New World!!! A new fantastic place to be!" argh.. that sucked.
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12-07-2003, 08:57 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
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To quote myself...
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*Lurtz begin firing arrows at him* Boromir: No. *raises hands* *arrows stop* *Lurtz goes after him* Lurtz: *stops* Wait...this is Elrond's role! Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] ->Elenrod the very demented <font size=1 color=339966>[ 9:59 PM December 07, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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12-08-2003, 03:36 PM
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Illusionary Holbytla
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Another PotC One:
Scene: Leaving Lothlorien Sam: What are these? Elf: Ropes. Sam: Knowing a bit about rope, might I ask what they are made of? Elf: Elf hair...From me back! It's not as good as I originally thought but all my other ones were already taken. |
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12-08-2003, 05:11 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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I've got another "Finding Nemo" one:
*Merry and Pippin are looking for Frodo and the rest of the Fellowship; they enter a cave* Merry: "It's so dark, I can't see a thing." Pippin: "Ah! Someone grabbed me!" Merry: "That was me." Pippin: "Hauh! Who's there?!" Merry: "Pip, it's me." Pippin: "Wait a second. Are you my conscience?" *pause* Merry: "Yes, Pip, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken in awhile. Now Pip, tell me, can you see ANYTHING?" Pippin: "Ummm, no, wait! I see a light!" Merry: "A light?" Pippin: "Yeah...hey conscience, am I dead?" Merry: "No, no, I see it too." *they walk up to the light which is coming from an object that looks like the Phial of Galadriel* Pippin: "It's so pretty!" Merry: "I feel...happy. Which is a big deal right now, for me." Pippin: "I want to touch it." *moves dazedly towards it, but it jerks away* Pippin: "Oh no, no, stay, it's okay." Merry (singing): "I want to be with you. I want to stay with you. I'll be your best friend..." *lots of torches are lit to reveal a band of Uruk-Hai* Merry: "Good feeling's gone." [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Whew, that was a long post. <font size=1 color=339966>[ 6:12 PM December 08, 2003: Message edited by: Nimrothiel ]
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12-08-2003, 07:44 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Those last two were absolutely hilarious! Great job, you people!
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12-09-2003, 10:06 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
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Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species, when I realised that you're not actually mammals. You see every mammal instinctively develops a natural equilibruim with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply, and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. Then the only way you could survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the exact same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. You humans are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure.
Morpheus: Sure. Go back to Valinor, with your prissy Elves. Eru gave Middle-earth to us. To usss, precious!!! *hides from flying oliphaunt* *hit by flying dromund in the nose* Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] ->Elenrod: Nose bleeding...need tissue... <font size=1 color=339966>[ 11:08 PM December 09, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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12-13-2003, 02:23 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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*starts tossing huge rocks at Nilpaurion Felagund*
(sorry, can't remember exact words) ELROND: ..but you will linger on after his death...always in fear, always in doubt... That, Arwen, is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death. ...Well, at least I tried...
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12-13-2003, 05:57 AM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Gollum pulls Frodo out from the Dead Marshes.
Frodo: Gollum... Gollum dunks him back in, then pulls him out. Frodo: hey, I'm conscious! Gollum: that was for the smell.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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