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Old 02-03-2004, 09:57 AM   #32
Kransha
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BIG LIST OF FAMOUS MOVIE HYPER RIP-OFF SCENES!

TTT, Uruk-hai...

Random Orc: I'M HUNGRY!
*Ugluk chops his head off*
Ugluk: DINNER TIME!!!
Grishnakh: I had his liver with some fava beans and nice Chianti.
Ugluk: Play the game, orcy, play the game!
*Grishnakh turns to Pippin*
Grishnakh: So we meet again, for the first and last time!
Pippin: You talkin' to me? YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
Grishnakh: Well, yes.
*Suddenly Treebeard stomps the orc and picks up Pippin and Merry*
Merry: (has no idea whats going on) I'm on top of the world, ma!
Pippin: Who are you?
Treebeard: We are the knights who say....HOOM!
Pippin: (singing) The treeeeeeees are aliiiiiiive!

FotR, The Mirror of Galadriel...

Galadriel: Here's lookin' at you, kid.
Frodo: Nice....mirror you got there.
Galadriel: SEE THE LIGHT!
*Frodo looks into the mirror and sees the Eye of Sauron*
Eye of Sauron: Mammy, nyah!
Frodo: NOOOO! IT's IMPOSSIBLE!
*turns to Galadriel*
Frodo: You take it!
Galadriel: (getting all evil-ish) I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!
Frodo: (meekly) There's no place like home.

More later.
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