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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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I: right, lets move on…. now, Gandalf, you have quite a large part in the movie….
Ga: really? (looks down) I thought it looked pretty much the same size as always- I: no, no, your role! Ga: oh! I see- well, I suppose so! I mean I am pretty important, aren’t I? I: some people might say so, yes. Now, in the movie there is a scene involving a fight between yourself and Saruman the White, the rival wizard. Did you feel this was portrayed accurately, or was it- Ga: of course it wasn’t accurate! I could beat him any day! I: so the fact that he defeated you on Caradhras doesn’t prove anything? Ga: nope! I: so, you don’t think that Saruman was proven to be stronger and more powerful than yourself? Ga: no! They were just…. extremely biased, that’s all! Just because that Christopher Lee guy read the book before the movie…. I: so you don’t think your portrayal was just? Ga: no! It was the most unjust thing since…. well, that other extremely unjust thing…. I: so all in all you didn’t really like the movie? Ga: no!!! (storms out of the room and joins Boromir in a cigarette- or pipe in Gandalf’s case)
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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