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[Ainaserkewen]

TV talkshow host: Welcome back to the Maury show. Now, today we talk with someone who is a newly wed and a new father, but his wife admits that the child might not be her husbands. No first we meet, the king of the free world, Aragorn. Hello Aragorn.
Aragorn:Hi Maury.(They hug)
M: This must have been quite a shock for you.
A: Yah, I thought I was her only, her light, her hero, then I found out about this.
M: She was pretty loyal up until now wasn't she.
A: Oh yah, she gave up immortality for me, her family and people, for me.
M: Wow! And do you know the other man?
A: Not a man Maury, my once good, trustworthy friend, that sneaky elf Legolas!
M: Mmmhmm. How did you find out?
A: Well Maury, I thought havind HIM around after our marriage would cheer her up, because he was one of the last of her kind in the country, then, one day I come home from work and find HIM in my bed! The royal bed!!!
M: And you thought things were fine with your wife?
A: Yah, I thought things were great. But I guess she couldn't control her desires for HIM, he's really cute you know.
M: Thank you Aragorn, when we come back, we'll talk to his Wife Arwen, and her affair, Legolas, who is pretty cute actually.
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