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ElanorGamgee · 06-11-2002, 09:40 PM

"Strider: Tellin' it like it is..."

The slobs from Bree, they call me Strider
My armpits stink, but I'm no Black Rider
My girl is Arwen; she'll out-live me
But she'll get no immortality

At the Prancing Pony, a darn good inn
I'd just sat back to drink my gin
These four prance in and steal the show
Foolish Hobbits, led by "Mr. Frodo"

Frodo's got a Ring to rule them all
Merry'll drink you out of Brandybuck Hall
Sam's not too bright; he's kinda dull
And poor Pippin's got no brain at all

So I lead this rather ragged bunch
To keep them from being Nazgûl lunch
And though my job pretty much stinks
I get some payment in free drinks

He, he, he [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
My brother helped me come up with this poem.

[ June 11, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ]

06-11-2002, 09:40 PM	#6
ElanorGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 314	"Strider: Tellin' it like it is..." The slobs from Bree, they call me Strider My armpits stink, but I'm no Black Rider My girl is Arwen; she'll out-live me But she'll get no immortality At the Prancing Pony, a darn good inn I'd just sat back to drink my gin These four prance in and steal the show Foolish Hobbits, led by "Mr. Frodo" Frodo's got a Ring to rule them all Merry'll drink you out of Brandybuck Hall Sam's not too bright; he's kinda dull And poor Pippin's got no brain at all So I lead this rather ragged bunch To keep them from being Nazgûl lunch And though my job pretty much stinks I get some payment in free drinks He, he, he [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] My brother helped me come up with this poem. [ June 11, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ] __________________ Soli Deo Gloria