Try to write a Poem on LOTR - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

dragongirlG · 06-12-2002, 08:23 AM

I think the parody of the Ring poem that I wrote is in my signature, but if not, here goes:

One Book to Rule them All
Three books for the publishers under the guy,
Seven for the zealists in their rooms alone,
Nine for paying parents doomed to buy,
In the land of Tolkien where the readers lie.
One book to rule them all, one book to find them
One book to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
In the land of Tolkien where the readers lie.

The "one book to rule them all" thing was created by another poster on this site, and I made up the rest.

Everyone else's are very good! I know mine wasn't exactly about ME but it's the only thing I've written so far.

[ June 12, 2002: Message edited by: dragongirlG ]

06-12-2002, 08:23 AM	#11
dragongirlG Wight Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stock, the Shire Posts: 151	I think the parody of the Ring poem that I wrote is in my signature, but if not, here goes: One Book to Rule them All Three books for the publishers under the guy, Seven for the zealists in their rooms alone, Nine for paying parents doomed to buy, In the land of Tolkien where the readers lie. One book to rule them all, one book to find them One book to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. In the land of Tolkien where the readers lie. The "one book to rule them all" thing was created by another poster on this site, and I made up the rest. Everyone else's are very good! I know mine wasn't exactly about ME but it's the only thing I've written so far. [ June 12, 2002: Message edited by: dragongirlG ]