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Tinuviel the Nightingale · 05-22-2003, 06:57 AM

Recipe for: Orc Mishmash!

This recipe's for those orcs who are on the run and haven't had anything but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days!

Take one filthy little Snaga of an orc, lop his head of, slice open his stomach, stir contents with a sword and voila! You got Orc Mishmash! Serve fresh, and preferably with black blood spurting everywhere.

Warning:
Only for those who are accustomed to the 'acquired' taste of Orc cuisine.

05-22-2003, 06:57 AM	#1
Tinuviel the Nightingale Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror Posts: 299	Recipe for: Orc Mishmash! This recipe's for those orcs who are on the run and haven't had anything but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days! Take one filthy little Snaga of an orc, lop his head of, slice open his stomach, stir contents with a sword and voila! You got Orc Mishmash! Serve fresh, and preferably with black blood spurting everywhere. Warning: Only for those who are accustomed to the 'acquired' taste of Orc cuisine. __________________ I am no longer Saruman the White... I am Saruman THE BRINGER OF ALL THINGS FLUFFY AND SPECIAL! Join Legends of Middle Earth!