101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post - Page 6 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lothiriel Silmarien · 08-05-2002, 04:13 PM

Ithaeliel: They should have gotten better actors for the movie.

Ellena: I hate elves. Ew, rpg's too. They're so babyish.

I tried!!

nn10: I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix meow mix, please de-liv-er.
Or is that something you would say? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

NazgulNumberTen · 08-05-2002, 04:14 PM

(licks paw)
did you say something?

Ithaeliel · 08-05-2002, 07:37 PM

Well, actually, they could have gotten a better actor to play... erm... that one dude that they could have gotten a better actor to play. Okay, so I think they all did great. Even Liv Tyler.

Lothiriel Silmarien · 08-05-2002, 07:41 PM

Yes, but she stole OUR MAN!!!! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] Ok, so he's not exactly 'our' man... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Ithaeliel · 08-05-2002, 07:55 PM

Hey, you can have him. I am not interested. He's cool and all, but... not interested. *plops Viggo Mortensen in front of Lothiriel* here ya go. Glomp away.

Losthuniel: Neh, talking horses? Please.

Talking Hawk: Fanfiction is pointless and stupid and is vandalism to Tolkien's fine works. And cute ones are especially terrible.

Lothiriel: Aragorn is sooo passe. He's also ugly. And omigod, Chad? Please, just go drown yourself in a tar pit.

Suicidal Elf Chick: Otaku? What the heck is THAT?! And come to think of it, what the heck is up with all this anime? I mean, Yu-Gi-Oh? Sailor Moon? How could anyone like this stuff? (I was once an otaku myself [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img])

NazgulNumberTen · 08-05-2002, 07:59 PM

Suicidal elf chick: and whats up with the anime goggle eyes, it's soo stupid, and even little girls have-(for fear of a ban, i'll just stop here)

[ August 05, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ]

Lothiriel Silmarien · 08-05-2002, 08:08 PM

Ith, yes SOOOOO something I wouldn't say!!!!!! Good job! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

burrahobbit · 08-09-2002, 06:28 PM

onewhitetree: I have a question: how many posts until I am a pile o bones? That title is just so alluring.

Ithaeliel · 08-09-2002, 07:46 PM

Riiiight... Onewhitetree is way past being a pile o' bones...

Halbereth: Faery is a well-developed language and so should be used like one! Do not, whatever you do, put down anything and claim it is faery!
Anyone: I didn't know Faery was a developed language...
Halbereth: It wasn't! I just finished writing it.

Halbereth Diagona · 08-10-2002, 03:58 AM

Heehee...spicky!!! Nice one Ith...u don't have anything against me for that do u ? Like, me faery talk? Oh who cares if u do.
As the faeries say: Ti na soma cetan, lesu min dvill. (If you don't care, no-one else will).

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 08-10-2002, 08:06 AM

Lush There's no way that I'm going to talk about my private life on the Internet. Mind your own business!

(Thanks for mentioning me, by the way)

Almost anyone: All that stuff that Tolkien left behind is too confusing. Why didn't Christopher just burn it?

Turambar: Your unreasoned drivel has convinced me. Wordsworth was a git.

Ithaeliel · 08-10-2002, 02:00 PM

Gimli: Yeesh? What a stupid word!

NN10: I am just the most beautiful man in the world, don't you agree? Oh, and who's humble anymore? (Note to Naz: I still say you are not ugly. And the second one implies that you put yourself down a lot.)

And Halbereth: Nope, no offense. I think it's funny how you said you could put down anything and it's faery...

[ August 10, 2002: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ]

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 08-10-2002, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Anyone: I didn't know Faery was a developed language...

Neither did I...

Mr. BW: Hey Gimli, wanna be an admin?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 08-11-2002, 11:03 AM

Me I think that parodies of Tolkien are evil and despicable. If I see one more I shall lose my temper.

Amanaduial the archer · 08-12-2002, 09:32 AM

hmmmm, ok so now im confused..faerie is a language?
what about fairy?
or fairie?
or phaerie?

Lush · 08-12-2002, 04:52 PM

Squatter of Amon Rudh: "I have a splendid idea, dear Lush, let's get hitched!"

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 08-13-2002, 03:23 AM

How do you know I'd never post that?

Elenna · 08-13-2002, 08:22 AM

Wait, Squatter and Lush are getting married?

We could have an online wedding! And all wear pretty dresses and carry flowers.

*Elenna smiles crazily and starts mumbling about caterers*

mark12_30 · 08-13-2002, 08:28 AM

Wait, wait, Squatter. Repeat after me: "Viggo Mortenson has NOTHING on me-- And I'm wearing eyeliner JUST like Ewan MacGregor at the Oscars." Okay, she'll be helpless, totally totally helpless. Ready? We're waiting! G'wan, propose!!

[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: mark12_30 ]

Maikadilwen · 08-13-2002, 08:31 AM

The BW: Maika, SURE I'll forgive you for saying that I'm cute. You can do that all you want!

mark12_30 · 08-13-2002, 08:35 AM

...oh, and Squatter, you're the best soccer player in your town, right?? Right!

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 08-13-2002, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Wait, Squatter and Lush are getting married?

Did I say that? Did Lush? Wipe the rabid foam from your lips and think again. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Quote:

We could have an online wedding! And all wear pretty dresses and carry flowers.

You're mad; quite mad. I'd see what Lush's German beau has to say about that before you get too excited.

O scriptural one: Viggo Mortenson has NOTHING on me (not that he can prove, anyway); and if you catch me wearing eyeliner then you're quite welcome to shoot me on the spot.

Quote:

...oh, and Squatter, you're the best soccer player in your town, right?? Right!

No; I'm the worst there ever was. That's me out of the running, then. "Ah what it is to be all alone/ To live forgotten and die forlorn". [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Looks as though you were right, Lush, old thing: these lunatics would tear me to shreds if I said any such thing.

Maikadilwen · 08-13-2002, 09:51 AM

Quote:

these lunatics would tear me to shreds

Ah Squatter, it's nice to know that the title fits all, not just the Danes.... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 08-13-2002, 10:01 AM

It may be for you, Maikadilwen; but I'm scared now. I hope that no offence was taken.

Estelyn Telcontar · 08-13-2002, 10:06 AM

Ahem! Squatter doesn't really have to propose to Lush - she already proposed to him many moons ago here!!
Maybe he has finally decided to say "yes"? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 08-13-2002, 10:19 AM

Thanks, Estelyn. And thank-you for reminding me of that deliciously mad thread. How much fun it was too.

Rimbaud · 08-13-2002, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Wipe the rabid foam from your lips and think again.

A fellow Red Dwarf fan. Hail and well met, sir.

I'll think of a couple so as not to waste this post entirely:

burrahobbit: In order to elucidate the sublime discourse served through the medium of your mellifluous lexicon and my meagre ramblings, allow me to guide you attention to that bastion of Tolkien knowledge, Novices and Newcomers.

Merendis: I here you.

Underhill: Thank goodness I left dreary Pennsylvania behind.

obloquy: In no way am I exasperated with any of you.

Child of the 7th Age: That topic is not worthy of lengthy discussion.

zifnab: I can't find a quote for that.

Ibaimendi: Enough discussion of Dwarves, already.

NazgulNumberTen · 08-13-2002, 10:39 AM

(sigh)
love on the downs, wonderful isn't it? two decreped corpses in love...

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 08-13-2002, 12:40 PM

Quote:

A fellow Red Dwarf fan. Hail and well met, sir.

Elen sila lumenn' omentielvo, old boy. "Wait a minute: are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?"

Looks like that's it for me on this thread.

Rimbaud · 08-13-2002, 12:45 PM

I think it's a White Hole.

Maikadilwen · 08-13-2002, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Squatter, you ain't so bad lookin yourself!

And to think you had the nerve to call ME the flirt, Loth..... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

NazgulNumberTen · 08-13-2002, 03:29 PM

(sigh) you are ALL flirts ok?

Lothiriel Silmarien · 08-13-2002, 03:46 PM

I knew someone would say that! You just interpreted it the wrong way. Grr, now I sound mean! Mai, I was joking with you when I said that. I didn't know you'd take it offensively. Ok, sorry, I'll delete my post, k?

Maikadilwen · 08-13-2002, 04:10 PM

Ehrr... what? I was making fun, Loth..... You know... as in "ha ha"..... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Oh well... just one more who's mad at me. Guess I should just get used to it.... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 08-13-2002, 04:13 PM

lol.

BW: Gimli, your posts are wonderful and full of content. Would you like a personal title?

Lothiriel Silmarien · 08-13-2002, 04:18 PM

Mai, I'm not mad! I'm sending you a PM before Barrow wight gets mad..

Lush · 08-13-2002, 11:30 PM

Ok, now that I'm done laughing...The one thing my German "beau" would NEVER say is: "Oh dear Lush, I can't go on without you. Here's the money for your plane ticket. Let's get married and raise three beautiful children together here in Nordrhein Westfalen, ja!" *sigh*
Well, despite whatever soccer-playing or eyeliner-wearing vermin I may yet become entangled with after I am done getting over the current one, Squatter will always have a special place in my heart. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
And here is an attempt to stay on-topic:

Lothiriel Silmarien: "Nah, you don't look good. At all. I'm unimpressed. And British accents? Eeew."

mark12_30: "Play in a band? Who? Me? Puh-leeze! What a waste of time!"

burrahobbit: "I'm, like, a total workaholic!"

burrahobbit: "I think that joining a frat would make my life complete."

littlemanpoet: "Do you know what Middle Earth lacks? Brothels! What do those poor Elves do for fun?"

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 08-14-2002, 07:56 AM

Kuruharan William the Conqueror was a slim, trim, fair-minded philanthropist.

Rimbaud Arthur Rimbaud was a prat; and if one more person quotes Red Dwarf, I'm history.

mark12_30 · 08-14-2002, 10:52 AM

I dunno if he'll never say it again, but he'll be vewy vewy cawefuw:

Squatter: "How do you know I'd never post that?"

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 08-14-2002, 11:09 AM

How do you know I'd never post that?

08-05-2002, 04:13 PM	#201
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	Ithaeliel: They should have gotten better actors for the movie. Ellena: I hate elves. Ew, rpg's too. They're so babyish. I tried!! nn10: I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix meow mix, please de-liv-er. Or is that something you would say? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

08-05-2002, 04:14 PM	#202
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	(licks paw) did you say something? __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

08-05-2002, 07:37 PM	#203
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	Well, actually, they could have gotten a better actor to play... erm... that one dude that they could have gotten a better actor to play. Okay, so I think they all did great. Even Liv Tyler. __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

08-05-2002, 07:41 PM	#204
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	Yes, but she stole OUR MAN!!!! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] Ok, so he's not exactly 'our' man... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

08-05-2002, 07:55 PM	#205
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	Hey, you can have him. I am not interested. He's cool and all, but... not interested. plops Viggo Mortensen in front of Lothiriel here ya go. Glomp away. Losthuniel: Neh, talking horses? Please. Talking Hawk: Fanfiction is pointless and stupid and is vandalism to Tolkien's fine works. And cute ones are especially terrible. Lothiriel: Aragorn is sooo passe. He's also ugly. And omigod, Chad? Please, just go drown yourself in a tar pit. Suicidal Elf Chick: Otaku? What the heck is THAT?! And come to think of it, what the heck is up with all this anime? I mean, Yu-Gi-Oh? Sailor Moon? How could anyone like this stuff? (I was once an otaku myself [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]) __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

08-05-2002, 07:59 PM	#206
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	Suicidal elf chick: and whats up with the anime goggle eyes, it's soo stupid, and even little girls have-(for fear of a ban, i'll just stop here) [ August 05, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ] __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

08-05-2002, 08:08 PM	#207
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	Ith, yes SOOOOO something I wouldn't say!!!!!! Good job! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

08-09-2002, 06:28 PM	#208
burrahobbit Hidden Spirit Join Date: May 2000 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,424	onewhitetree: I have a question: how many posts until I am a pile o bones? That title is just so alluring. __________________ What's a burrahobbit got to do with my pocket, anyways?

08-09-2002, 07:46 PM	#209
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	Riiiight... Onewhitetree is way past being a pile o' bones... Halbereth: Faery is a well-developed language and so should be used like one! Do not, whatever you do, put down anything and claim it is faery! Anyone: I didn't know Faery was a developed language... Halbereth: It wasn't! I just finished writing it. __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

08-10-2002, 03:58 AM	#210
Halbereth Diagona Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Mirkwood, duh. Why would I be anywhere else? Posts: 143	Heehee...spicky!!! Nice one Ith...u don't have anything against me for that do u ? Like, me faery talk? Oh who cares if u do. As the faeries say: Ti na soma cetan, lesu min dvill. (If you don't care, no-one else will). __________________ HALBERETH DIAGONA I'm back! Kicks computer stupid thing for breaking down. Miss me? Didn't think so...

08-10-2002, 08:06 AM	#211
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Lush There's no way that I'm going to talk about my private life on the Internet. Mind your own business! (Thanks for mentioning me, by the way) Almost anyone: All that stuff that Tolkien left behind is too confusing. Why didn't Christopher just burn it? Turambar: Your unreasoned drivel has convinced me. Wordsworth was a git. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

08-10-2002, 02:00 PM	#212
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	Gimli: Yeesh? What a stupid word! NN10: I am just the most beautiful man in the world, don't you agree? Oh, and who's humble anymore? (Note to Naz: I still say you are not ugly. And the second one implies that you put yourself down a lot.) And Halbereth: Nope, no offense. I think it's funny how you said you could put down anything and it's faery... [ August 10, 2002: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ] __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

08-11-2002, 11:03 AM	#214
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Me I think that parodies of Tolkien are evil and despicable. If I see one more I shall lose my temper. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

08-12-2002, 09:32 AM	#215
Amanaduial the archer Shadow of Starlight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: dancing among the ledgerlines... Posts: 2,347	hmmmm, ok so now im confused..faerie is a language? what about fairy? or fairie? or phaerie? __________________ I am what I was, a harmless little devil

08-12-2002, 04:52 PM	#216
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	Squatter of Amon Rudh: "I have a splendid idea, dear Lush, let's get hitched!" __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

08-13-2002, 03:23 AM	#217
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	How do you know I'd never post that? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

08-13-2002, 08:22 AM	#218
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	Wait, Squatter and Lush are getting married? We could have an online wedding! And all wear pretty dresses and carry flowers. Elenna smiles crazily and starts mumbling about caterers __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

08-13-2002, 08:28 AM	#219
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Wait, wait, Squatter. Repeat after me: "Viggo Mortenson has NOTHING on me-- And I'm wearing eyeliner JUST like Ewan MacGregor at the Oscars." Okay, she'll be helpless, totally totally helpless. Ready? We're waiting! G'wan, propose!! [ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: mark12_30 ] __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

08-13-2002, 08:31 AM	#220
Maikadilwen Summoner of Lost Souls Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: At home, with my Strongbow Posts: 521	The BW: Maika, SURE I'll forgive you for saying that I'm cute. You can do that all you want! __________________ -"Death borders upon our birth, and our cradle stands in the grave. Our birth is nothing but our death begun."

08-13-2002, 08:35 AM	#221
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	...oh, and Squatter, you're the best soccer player in your town, right?? Right! __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

08-13-2002, 10:01 AM	#224
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	It may be for you, Maikadilwen; but I'm scared now. I hope that no offence was taken. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

08-13-2002, 10:06 AM	#225
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Ahem! Squatter doesn't really have to propose to Lush - she already proposed to him many moons ago here!! Maybe he has finally decided to say "yes"? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

08-13-2002, 10:19 AM	#226
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Thanks, Estelyn. And thank-you for reminding me of that deliciously mad thread. How much fun it was too. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

08-13-2002, 10:39 AM	#228
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	(sigh) love on the downs, wonderful isn't it? two decreped corpses in love... __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

08-13-2002, 12:45 PM	#230
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,062	I think it's a White Hole. __________________ And all the rest is literature

08-13-2002, 03:29 PM	#232
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	(sigh) you are ALL flirts ok? __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

08-13-2002, 03:46 PM	#233
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	I knew someone would say that! You just interpreted it the wrong way. Grr, now I sound mean! Mai, I was joking with you when I said that. I didn't know you'd take it offensively. Ok, sorry, I'll delete my post, k? __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

08-13-2002, 04:10 PM	#234
Maikadilwen Summoner of Lost Souls Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: At home, with my Strongbow Posts: 521	Ehrr... what? I was making fun, Loth..... You know... as in "ha ha"..... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Oh well... just one more who's mad at me. Guess I should just get used to it.... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ] __________________ -"Death borders upon our birth, and our cradle stands in the grave. Our birth is nothing but our death begun."

08-13-2002, 04:13 PM	#235
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	lol. BW: Gimli, your posts are wonderful and full of content. Would you like a personal title? __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

08-13-2002, 04:18 PM	#236
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	Mai, I'm not mad! I'm sending you a PM before Barrow wight gets mad.. __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

08-13-2002, 11:30 PM	#237
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	Ok, now that I'm done laughing...The one thing my German "beau" would NEVER say is: "Oh dear Lush, I can't go on without you. Here's the money for your plane ticket. Let's get married and raise three beautiful children together here in Nordrhein Westfalen, ja!" sigh Well, despite whatever soccer-playing or eyeliner-wearing vermin I may yet become entangled with after I am done getting over the current one, Squatter will always have a special place in my heart. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] And here is an attempt to stay on-topic: Lothiriel Silmarien: "Nah, you don't look good. At all. I'm unimpressed. And British accents? Eeew." mark12_30: "Play in a band? Who? Me? Puh-leeze! What a waste of time!" burrahobbit: "I'm, like, a total workaholic!" burrahobbit: "I think that joining a frat would make my life complete." littlemanpoet: "Do you know what Middle Earth lacks? Brothels! What do those poor Elves do for fun?" __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

08-14-2002, 07:56 AM	#238
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Kuruharan William the Conqueror was a slim, trim, fair-minded philanthropist. Rimbaud Arthur Rimbaud was a prat; and if one more person quotes Red Dwarf, I'm history. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

08-14-2002, 10:52 AM	#239
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	I dunno if he'll never say it again, but he'll be vewy vewy cawefuw: Squatter: "How do you know I'd never post that?" __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

08-14-2002, 11:09 AM	#240
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	How do you know I'd never post that? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?