The Chicken

[VanimaEdhel]

Upon all of about 5 minutes of deep, ponderous thought, I have decided to use prolixity to disguise the fact that I cannot comprehend the response to duch a daunting question...

One must first ask: who is the chicken? Without this insight, one cannot fathom the reasons the chicken has. If, on the other hand, one knew of the chicken and their habits and favors, one would be able to hypothesize why the chicken may have decided to partake in such a venture. Such deep thought could make one defenistrate their computer after hours of tedious research.

The chicken may have wanted to partake on the intake of vittles, and the vittles were situated across the greenway. Unless, on the other hand, there was a handsom rooster across the way, then the intentions are obvious.

Many scholars have argued over this question for centuries. The statement just issued is the statement of one who is far from a scholar, so one more educated may have a better hypothesis for the actions of this chicken.