If you were Eru and wanted to have some fun... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Melephelwen · 11-04-2003, 02:28 PM

ROFLMAO!!!! You are too brilliant!
I think I as Eru would... hmmm...
Send Gollum to school and force him to work three hours a day with (Latin) grammar...
Make Aragorn wear lipgloss with vanilla flavour (same type as Éowyn's)
Make the rings into cellphones and force everybody to write chatese on them ("u r soooo stupid sauron ill smack ur fon!luv frodo")
Give Gandalf a red hair dye (with purple shades)
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11-04-2003, 02:28 PM	#14
Melephelwen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: the Middle of Nowhere Posts: 291	ROFLMAO!!!! You are too brilliant! I think I as Eru would... hmmm... Send Gollum to school and force him to work three hours a day with (Latin) grammar... Make Aragorn wear lipgloss with vanilla flavour (same type as Éowyn's) Make the rings into cellphones and force everybody to write chatese on them ("u r soooo stupid sauron ill smack ur fon!luv frodo") Give Gandalf a red hair dye (with purple shades) [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] ... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ We're all following a strange melody We're all summoned by a tune We're following the piper And we dance beneath the moon