Middle Earth Therapy Sessions - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

ElenCala Isil · 07-11-2003, 01:14 PM

hmm, I'll have a go at it..

The Balrog walks in, and takes a seat, only to find it burns to ashes at contact..

Gandalf (therapist) *not looking up* Yes, yes, do come in! What seems to be the problem?

Balrog: I feel so evil..being on fire, and being shadowy and all... and no one knows if I truly have wings or not...

Gandalf: Many are the chances of the world and help oft shall come from the hands of the weak when the wise falter...you see, *suddenly looks up* AHHH! A BALROG OF MORGOTH!!!! *grabs pokey stick of doom*

Balrog: See there's another thing, everyone connects me to Morgoth..

Gandalf: *from behind desk* You cannot pass! I am a servant of the secret fire, weilder of the flame of anor!

Balrog: But, I don't want back there.. I need help here, man!

Gandalf: Dark shadow will not avail flame of udún! Go back to the shadow!

Balrog: I'm sure if people got to know me, they'd find out I was a very nice creature..

Gandalf: YOU CANNOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heh.. I was bored.. so...yeah...that's what it resulted in.. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

07-11-2003, 01:14 PM	#7
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	hmm, I'll have a go at it.. The Balrog walks in, and takes a seat, only to find it burns to ashes at contact.. Gandalf (therapist) not looking up Yes, yes, do come in! What seems to be the problem? Balrog: I feel so evil..being on fire, and being shadowy and all... and no one knows if I truly have wings or not... Gandalf: Many are the chances of the world and help oft shall come from the hands of the weak when the wise falter...you see, suddenly looks up AHHH! A BALROG OF MORGOTH!!!! grabs pokey stick of doom Balrog: See there's another thing, everyone connects me to Morgoth.. Gandalf: from behind desk You cannot pass! I am a servant of the secret fire, weilder of the flame of anor! Balrog: But, I don't want back there.. I need help here, man! Gandalf: Dark shadow will not avail flame of udún! Go back to the shadow! Balrog: I'm sure if people got to know me, they'd find out I was a very nice creature.. Gandalf: YOU CANNOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! heh.. I was bored.. so...yeah...that's what it resulted in.. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.