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mordor136 · 07-12-2003, 07:08 PM

Denethor walks into Dr.Smeagol/Gollums' office looking beside himself with glee at the fact that his face is covered in 3rd degree burns.

Gollum: What bothers you we wonders

Denethor quickly looks around the room for whoever Besides Smeagol wonders what is bothering him. Seeing that no one else is there he sits down.

Denethor: Well as you can see I am a severe pyromaniac and I need help.

Gollum: He likes fire yeeessss does the crazy king looove fire is it precious
to him?

Denethor: Yes you could say that

Gollum: YOU IDIOT THERE IS ONLY ONE PRCIOUS AND ITS GONE SO FIRE CANNOT BE PRECIOUS!

Gollum begins to moan loudly and roll on the floor

Denethor: Would you like to lie down

Gollum: YEESSS we would yessss

denethor walks to gollums chair an picks up his clipboard as gollum lies on the patients couch

Denethor: Well Mr.Gollum what was this "PRECIOUS"....... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

07-12-2003, 07:08 PM	#11
mordor136 Wight Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: snowboarding with Morgoth in the void Posts: 221	Denethor walks into Dr.Smeagol/Gollums' office looking beside himself with glee at the fact that his face is covered in 3rd degree burns. Gollum: What bothers you we wonders Denethor quickly looks around the room for whoever Besides Smeagol wonders what is bothering him. Seeing that no one else is there he sits down. Denethor: Well as you can see I am a severe pyromaniac and I need help. Gollum: He likes fire yeeessss does the crazy king looove fire is it precious to him? Denethor: Yes you could say that Gollum: YOU IDIOT THERE IS ONLY ONE PRCIOUS AND ITS GONE SO FIRE CANNOT BE PRECIOUS! Gollum begins to moan loudly and roll on the floor Denethor: Would you like to lie down Gollum: YEESSS we would yessss denethor walks to gollums chair an picks up his clipboard as gollum lies on the patients couch Denethor: Well Mr.Gollum what was this "PRECIOUS"....... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ It's not A.D.D I'm just ignoring you. I'm like a super-hero with no powers or motivation