Middle Earth Song Rewrites #2 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Feanor of the Peredhil · 07-21-2003, 10:11 AM

And here's another one! I'm in a very creative mood this morning. Someone should oust me from this computer before I start to scare people! Here's Prince Ali from Aladdin. I've got it for Aragorn returning to be king.

Make way for Aragorn
Say hey! It's Aragorn

Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!

Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Aragorn! Fabulous he!
Elessar Wingfoot.
Genuflect, shom some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your sunday salaam
The come and meet his spectacular coterie

Aragorn!
Mighty is he!
Elessar Wingfoot
Old as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad orcs with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Aragorn

He's got a bunch of Dunadain
As for hobbits
He's got two or three
When it comes to the wizards and elf folk
Has he got allies?
Here's a big surprise, it's a world-class cotarie!

Telcontar! Handsome is he, Elessar Wingfoot
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust raiment and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Aragorn!

There's no question Aragorn's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder!
He's about to pull my heart asunder!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!

He's got battles behind him, plus Narsil
(He's got the sword, let's see the sword)
And to view it he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got guards, he's got servants and flunkies
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to their King! Aragorn!

Aragorn!
Amorous he! Elessar Wingfoot
Heard Elf princess was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why he's never cheated, oh my!
He brought Dunadain, horses galore
With his sword and banner
A tent and more
With his friend the wizard, his hobbits, his kin
And his palantir, hee hee
Make way for Aragorn!

07-21-2003, 10:11 AM	#6
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	And here's another one! I'm in a very creative mood this morning. Someone should oust me from this computer before I start to scare people! Here's Prince Ali from Aladdin. I've got it for Aragorn returning to be king. Make way for Aragorn Say hey! It's Aragorn Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar Hey you! Let us through! It's a bright new star! Oh Come! Be the first on your block to meet his eye! Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums! Are you gonna love this guy! Aragorn! Fabulous he! Elessar Wingfoot. Genuflect, shom some respect Down on one knee! Now, try your best to stay calm Brush up your sunday salaam The come and meet his spectacular coterie Aragorn! Mighty is he! Elessar Wingfoot Old as ten regular men, definitely! He faced the galloping hordes A hundred bad orcs with swords Who sent those goons to their lords? Why, Aragorn He's got a bunch of Dunadain As for hobbits He's got two or three When it comes to the wizards and elf folk Has he got allies? Here's a big surprise, it's a world-class cotarie! Telcontar! Handsome is he, Elessar Wingfoot That physique! How can I speak Weak at the knee Well, get on out in that square Adjust raiment and prepare To gawk and grovel and stare at Aragorn! There's no question Aragorn's alluring Never ordinary, never boring Everything about the man just plain impresses He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder! He's about to pull my heart asunder! And I absolutely love the way he dresses! He's got battles behind him, plus Narsil (He's got the sword, let's see the sword) And to view it he charges no fee (He's generous, so generous) He's got guards, he's got servants and flunkies (Proud to work for him) They bow to his whim love serving him They're just lousy with loyalty to their King! Aragorn! Aragorn! Amorous he! Elessar Wingfoot Heard Elf princess was a sight lovely to see And that, good people, is why he's never cheated, oh my! He brought Dunadain, horses galore With his sword and banner A tent and more With his friend the wizard, his hobbits, his kin And his palantir, hee hee Make way for Aragorn! __________________ peace