Movie Bloopers Continued

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At Amon Hen -

Boromir: My brother, my captain, my King.
Aragorn: Boromir, I am your father.
Boro: No, you're my brother..... my captain... my king.
Ara: No, I am your father.... F-A-T-H-E-R
Boro: But the script quite plainly says My brother, my captain, my king.
Ara: *looks at script* What, you mean this ISN'T star wars? So... this is star trek.
Boro: That's it. I'll be in my trailer. *storms off*
PJ: Wait, you still have to die!

Ok.... it was funny in my head...

At the gate of Mordor -

*trolls are opening the gates*
Sam: Frodo, what are they doing?
Frodo: It seems to me, my dear Watson, that they are attempting to open the gates to let in those Easterlings and gatehr an army of unbeatable strength.
Sam: *has an idea* Why don't we actually try to stop them and so foil Sauron's plan? *runs towards the gates*
PJ: FRODO! Stop him! He's gonna ruin the set, let alone the script!
Frodo: Go Gollum, my faithful pet.
Gollum: Gollum. Gollum Oh, this is so degrading. *pushes Sam off the edge*