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Lily Bombadil · 09-09-2003, 06:31 PM

I'm stealing this from my sister because I know she'll never post it. But if she decides to I'll delete it & you guys can act none the wiser, okay?

In Osgiliath, the boulder smashes through the tower.
Faramir: Oh, man! My dad was in there!

But here's one I made up:
On the way to Osgiliath...
Frodo: Faramir, I really hafta pee. Can we stop so I can go?
*Faramir ignores him and one of his men picks Frodo up and hustles him along*
Frodo: Faramir! You must let me go!!!!

While Sam is stewing the conies:
Smeagol: Aaaargh!!! What's it doing?!! Stupid... fat... hobbit!!! You ruins it!!!!
*Fed up with being picked at about his weight, Sam picks up Smeagol and hurls him into a ravine* *Frodo looks up*
Frodo: Where's Smeagol?
Sam: *shrugs* I dunno...

09-09-2003, 06:31 PM	#11
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	I'm stealing this from my sister because I know she'll never post it. But if she decides to I'll delete it & you guys can act none the wiser, okay? In Osgiliath, the boulder smashes through the tower. Faramir: Oh, man! My dad was in there! But here's one I made up: On the way to Osgiliath... Frodo: Faramir, I really hafta pee. Can we stop so I can go? Faramir ignores him and one of his men picks Frodo up and hustles him along Frodo: Faramir! You must let me go!!!! While Sam is stewing the conies: Smeagol: Aaaargh!!! What's it doing?!! Stupid... fat... hobbit!!! You ruins it!!!! Fed up with being picked at about his weight, Sam picks up Smeagol and hurls him into a ravine Frodo looks up Frodo: Where's Smeagol? Sam: shrugs I dunno... __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."