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One Axe to Rule them All · 11-12-2003, 02:23 PM

After racking my brain for a few minutes and bursting a major blood vein in my neck, I came up with a good one.

TTT, Sam and Frodo are taken by faramir.

Frodo- We shouldn't be here.
Sam- You're right, this never happened in the book, it's all Peter Jackson's fault if we get killed here... And I'm sure my old gaffer would have a thing or two to say about this cinematic indiscrepancy if he were here....

Strange voice- Oh but I am little samwise...

Frodo- It can't be....
Sam- Gaffer...

Gaffer gamgee- Yes! It is I, gaffer gamgee, and I have a very important message for you, Frodo...

Frodo- I don't have to take the ring to mordor?

Gaffer Gamgee- No you idiot. I. Am. Your. Father.

Frodo- Really?

Gaffer Gamgee- No, i'm a fruit bowl.

Frodo- Okay then.

Gaffer- That was supposed to be sarcasm.

Sam- I like fruit

Faramir's voice- Who are you two hobbits talking to in that room?

Frodo- Nobody.

Sam- A fruitbowl.

Gaffer Gamgee- *shakes head in disgust*

11-12-2003, 02:23 PM	#11
One Axe to Rule them All Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Citadel Posts: 212	After racking my brain for a few minutes and bursting a major blood vein in my neck, I came up with a good one. TTT, Sam and Frodo are taken by faramir. Frodo- We shouldn't be here. Sam- You're right, this never happened in the book, it's all Peter Jackson's fault if we get killed here... And I'm sure my old gaffer would have a thing or two to say about this cinematic indiscrepancy if he were here.... Strange voice- Oh but I am little samwise... Frodo- It can't be.... Sam- Gaffer... Gaffer gamgee- Yes! It is I, gaffer gamgee, and I have a very important message for you, Frodo... Frodo- I don't have to take the ring to mordor? Gaffer Gamgee- No you idiot. I. Am. Your. Father. Frodo- Really? Gaffer Gamgee- No, i'm a fruit bowl. Frodo- Okay then. Gaffer- That was supposed to be sarcasm. Sam- I like fruit Faramir's voice- Who are you two hobbits talking to in that room? Frodo- Nobody. Sam- A fruitbowl. Gaffer Gamgee- shakes head in disgust __________________ Why are you reading this? Go outside, be happy, get some sunlight! You're so pasty and thin! You horrify me, GO! Get some light before they take you too! It's too late for me but SAVE YOURSELF! For more LOTR fun, Join The Citadel!