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Beanamir of Gondor · 01-09-2004, 09:23 AM

I would be a psychopathic Eowyn who knew from the beginning how much hotter the brothers of Gondor were than Aragorn, and steal Shadowfax before Gandalf got to him and ride to Minas Tirith and marry Boromir before he died. Maybe then he would have stayed behind and not gone with the Fellowship [who gives a flying Nazgul about the Ring]. And if Boromir was already dead I would marry Faramir because he's hot too.

Wait. Eowyn did marry Faramir.

01-09-2004, 09:23 AM	#8
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	I would be a psychopathic Eowyn who knew from the beginning how much hotter the brothers of Gondor were than Aragorn, and steal Shadowfax before Gandalf got to him and ride to Minas Tirith and marry Boromir before he died. Maybe then he would have stayed behind and not gone with the Fellowship [who gives a flying Nazgul about the Ring]. And if Boromir was already dead I would marry Faramir because he's hot too. Wait. Eowyn did marry Faramir. __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."