A Tribute To Evil - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Feanor of the Peredhil · 07-29-2003, 08:35 PM

Ah, Evil. What a boring world this would be without a few bad guys to bring out the good in everything else! My tribute to the bad guys (or at least a few of them)

Melkor: all he wanted to do was sing counter-point! And he rid the world of so many Elves... nasty nancing little devils...

Sauron: ambition is very important!

Saruman: he's got that grooming thing down very well. Must have a schedule; hair straightening: 10:30, manicure: 11:00.

Sackville-Bagginses: Bilbo had too many spoons anyway.

Balrogs: the inspiration for flashlights.

07-29-2003, 08:35 PM	#20
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Ah, Evil. What a boring world this would be without a few bad guys to bring out the good in everything else! My tribute to the bad guys (or at least a few of them) Melkor: all he wanted to do was sing counter-point! And he rid the world of so many Elves... nasty nancing little devils... Sauron: ambition is very important! Saruman: he's got that grooming thing down very well. Must have a schedule; hair straightening: 10:30, manicure: 11:00. Sackville-Bagginses: Bilbo had too many spoons anyway. Balrogs: the inspiration for flashlights. __________________ peace