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Maegaladiel · 08-06-2003, 12:34 AM

Hear hear!

Sauron wasn't REALLY such a bad guy. All that "Take-over-the-world" stuff must have some distant link to his childhood. I mean, come on! If your mommie made YOU wear an iron jumpsuit to school everyday, after a while, you'd feel pretty fed up, too! World domination would sound pretty nice.

And once he's a giant red eye, nobody can figure out that he's really just asking for a bottle of eye drops, not "i want to take over the world!". If your eye was dry and itchy all of the time, you'd be pretty cranky too! And you have to consider how frusterating it must be to be an all-seeing eye that doesn't have depth perception! No wonder he couldn't tell where Frodo was! He could see him, but couldn't tell if he was a hundred MILES or a hundred FEET away with only one eye! Poor old guy. Ok, I'm done ranting.

MAEGALADIEL
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08-06-2003, 12:34 AM	#27
Maegaladiel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Around and About Posts: 82	Hear hear! Sauron wasn't REALLY such a bad guy. All that "Take-over-the-world" stuff must have some distant link to his childhood. I mean, come on! If your mommie made YOU wear an iron jumpsuit to school everyday, after a while, you'd feel pretty fed up, too! World domination would sound pretty nice. And once he's a giant red eye, nobody can figure out that he's really just asking for a bottle of eye drops, not "i want to take over the world!". If your eye was dry and itchy all of the time, you'd be pretty cranky too! And you have to consider how frusterating it must be to be an all-seeing eye that doesn't have depth perception! No wonder he couldn't tell where Frodo was! He could see him, but couldn't tell if he was a hundred MILES or a hundred FEET away with only one eye! Poor old guy. Ok, I'm done ranting. MAEGALADIEL Please donate generously to Maegaladiel's Foundation for Nearsighted Elves. __________________ OK, which one of you wise guys bought Denethor a flame thrower?!? I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I can tell a hawk from a handsaw. GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!