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Oddwen · 07-21-2003, 05:28 PM

Heh heh...couldn't resist. My brother always breaks in with "The End" at that moment.
On with it, then!

*the fellowship manage to dig themselves out*

Boromir: Gandalf! We must get out of here!

Gandy: I don't know. I kinda like it here.

Aragorn: It will be the death of the hobbits!

Pip: I dunno. I kinda like it too.

Merry (thumps his head): Speak for yourself, rodent!

Aragorn: We must stop at the Gap of Rohan! They are having a summer sale!

Gandy: In January??

Fro: Has anyone seen my toes?

Borrums: No! We must take the Ring...........bearer to my city!

Gimli: No! Moria!

Sam: I hanp peew mi ipps!

Merry: Sacrifice the Ringbearer to the Mountain-god!

Gandy: So, here are our options.
1: Stay here and freeze.
2: Go to the Gap of Rohan and shop 'til we drop.
3: Go to Minas Tirith and let the evil Steward's family get ahold of the Ring.
4: Go to a deep dark dank doggoned dungeonous hole in the ground where there are certain to be orcs and lots of other nasty things.
5: Sacrifice the Ringbearer to appease the Mountain-god.
6: Wash our hair.
Did I leave anything out?

Fro (thinking): Boy, what a responsibility!

All: Let the Ringbearer decide!

Fro: Ulp!

That's as far as my imagination can take me at the moment...next scene is Fro's decision and a Journey in the Dark.

07-21-2003, 05:28 PM	#11
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Heh heh...couldn't resist. My brother always breaks in with "The End" at that moment. On with it, then! the fellowship manage to dig themselves out Boromir: Gandalf! We must get out of here! Gandy: I don't know. I kinda like it here. Aragorn: It will be the death of the hobbits! Pip: I dunno. I kinda like it too. Merry (thumps his head): Speak for yourself, rodent! Aragorn: We must stop at the Gap of Rohan! They are having a summer sale! Gandy: In January?? Fro: Has anyone seen my toes? Borrums: No! We must take the Ring...........bearer to my city! Gimli: No! Moria! Sam: I hanp peew mi ipps! Merry: Sacrifice the Ringbearer to the Mountain-god! Gandy: So, here are our options. 1: Stay here and freeze. 2: Go to the Gap of Rohan and shop 'til we drop. 3: Go to Minas Tirith and let the evil Steward's family get ahold of the Ring. 4: Go to a deep dark dank doggoned dungeonous hole in the ground where there are certain to be orcs and lots of other nasty things. 5: Sacrifice the Ringbearer to appease the Mountain-god. 6: Wash our hair. Did I leave anything out? Fro (thinking): Boy, what a responsibility! All: Let the Ringbearer decide! Fro: Ulp! That's as far as my imagination can take me at the moment...next scene is Fro's decision and a Journey in the Dark. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door