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Firondoiel · 07-24-2003, 05:24 PM

(The fellowship is walking along)

Pippin: (singing) This is this song that never ends...

Merry: Where are we going?

Frodo: Deja vu.

Aragorn: We must reach the woods of Lothlorien.

Legolas: Sweet.

Gimli: WHAT?! I have to be holed up with some more stinkin' Elves! As if one isn't bad enough!

Pippin: ...And it goes on and on my friend....

Legolas: Stinking? Me?! Yikes! Where's my Herbal Essence Shampoo?!!! Help me find it quick!

Merry: (quickly transfers the empty shampoo bottle from his coat to Pippin's pocket)

Pippin:...Some people start a'singing it not knowing what it was....

Boromir: Will somebody shut him up?!?!?!

Legolas: (shrieking) WHERE'S MY SHAMPOO!!?!?!?!?!??

Pippin: .......And they'll continue singing it forever just because.....

Boromir: (chase after Pippin)

Aragorn: The joys of traveling.

(The fellowship is so busy fighting, singing, searching for shampoo, etc. that they fail to notice that they have reached the woods of Lothlorien until they find arrows in their faces.)

Haldir: You dudes are all so freaking loud that we could shoot you at night in a hail storm, blindfolded with earpluggs!

Gimli: *growls*

Legolas *sobs*

Aragorn: [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Pippin: Hey! He called me a dude!

Boromir: [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

(The fellowship is on Haldir's flet)

Haldir: Ah, Aragorn! Long time no see dude!

(Aragorn and Haldir do the Parent Trap handshake)

Haldir: (To Legolas) Hey dude! You're from Mirkwood right?

Legolas: Yup

Haldir: Sweet!

Legolas: Totally! You don't have any Herbal Essence shampoo do you?

Haldir: Sorry dude! I'm afraid we've only got Biolage!

Legolas: Heathens!

Haldir: Now that was totally rude dude!

Frodo: Not really. Biolage isn't that great ya know.

Haldir: Now you dudes have totally ticked me off. So you go further over my dead rotting body!

Gimli: Can be arranged.

(Fellowship draws weapons)

Haldir: Riiiiiiight....You dudes will follow me.

Okay I'll stop now! I'm sure you're all sick of my nonsense. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ July 24, 2003: Message edited by: Firondoiel ]

07-24-2003, 05:24 PM	#11
Firondoiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 571	(The fellowship is walking along) Pippin: (singing) This is this song that never ends... Merry: Where are we going? Frodo: Deja vu. Aragorn: We must reach the woods of Lothlorien. Legolas: Sweet. Gimli: WHAT?! I have to be holed up with some more stinkin' Elves! As if one isn't bad enough! Pippin: ...And it goes on and on my friend.... Legolas: Stinking? Me?! Yikes! Where's my Herbal Essence Shampoo?!!! Help me find it quick! Merry: (quickly transfers the empty shampoo bottle from his coat to Pippin's pocket) Pippin:...Some people start a'singing it not knowing what it was.... Boromir: Will somebody shut him up?!?!?! Legolas: (shrieking) WHERE'S MY SHAMPOO!!?!?!?!?!?? Pippin: .......And they'll continue singing it forever just because..... Boromir: (chase after Pippin) Aragorn: The joys of traveling. (The fellowship is so busy fighting, singing, searching for shampoo, etc. that they fail to notice that they have reached the woods of Lothlorien until they find arrows in their faces.) Haldir: You dudes are all so freaking loud that we could shoot you at night in a hail storm, blindfolded with earpluggs! Gimli: growls Legolas sobs Aragorn: [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Pippin: Hey! He called me a dude! Boromir: [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] (The fellowship is on Haldir's flet) Haldir: Ah, Aragorn! Long time no see dude! (Aragorn and Haldir do the Parent Trap handshake) Haldir: (To Legolas) Hey dude! You're from Mirkwood right? Legolas: Yup Haldir: Sweet! Legolas: Totally! You don't have any Herbal Essence shampoo do you? Haldir: Sorry dude! I'm afraid we've only got Biolage! Legolas: Heathens! Haldir: Now that was totally rude dude! Frodo: Not really. Biolage isn't that great ya know. Haldir: Now you dudes have totally ticked me off. So you go further over my dead rotting body! Gimli: Can be arranged. (Fellowship draws weapons) Haldir: Riiiiiiight....You dudes will follow me. Okay I'll stop now! I'm sure you're all sick of my nonsense. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ July 24, 2003: Message edited by: Firondoiel ] __________________ "Forth, and fear no darkness. Arise. Arise, Riders of Théoden. Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered. A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!"